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13 Feb 2008, 9:12 am

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Monkeys evolved from the BIBLE!! ! 8O


that monkey needs a good spanking!


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13 Feb 2008, 9:16 am

i talk to myself... and my straps...


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13 Feb 2008, 3:23 pm

The left way can't be right... thats just silly!


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13 Feb 2008, 3:52 pm

"it's not like the whole word eats rice."

Unfortunately thats a quote from a friend of mine.



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13 Feb 2008, 7:44 pm

Let them eat cake!


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13 Feb 2008, 8:42 pm

The cake is a lie. It is also moist and delicious.



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13 Feb 2008, 8:43 pm

did you know i talk to my straps?


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14 Feb 2008, 6:34 am

boobs
on valinetines day


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14 Feb 2008, 6:36 am

Global warming is just a ruse to divert our attention away from the real problem: Baby eating space monkeys!


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15 Feb 2008, 4:57 pm

$20? I wanted a peanut!

$20 can buy many peanuts.

Explain how.

Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


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15 Feb 2008, 5:02 pm

Saddam Hussein for President '08!! !



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15 Feb 2008, 5:03 pm

Takes one to know one.


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15 Feb 2008, 5:05 pm

"Two wrongs don't make a right"

"How about three left turns then?"



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15 Feb 2008, 5:09 pm

Years of drugged milk can cause severe lactose intolerance.


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15 Feb 2008, 7:05 pm

I always come last.
Yay!
I win at losing!


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15 Feb 2008, 7:13 pm

snausages