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Granted! but you must become the US president to save the government from collapsing as bush has no one arguing against his HORRIBLY s**t laws... oops, you didnt get there in time and he has caused the great depression of 2008, the stock markets crash and close, the dollar is worth pennies, and everyone lives in poverty, people begin to load their selves up onto boats and move to the UK like it should have been.

I wish the US when it was founded by the UK as "the thirteen colonies" I wish the US were still commonwealth of the UK

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Granted. We now have socialized medicine. You get appendicitis and have to wait 6 months for an operation.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, but you can only read cat's minds but still cannot understand their language so all you hear in your head is...meow...meow...meow...meow...meow...meow...meow...meow.

I wish I could take a nap.

Granted! but for an appendectomy you are given anesthesia... that hs why you take a nap

I wish that Medicare was not so mediocre

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Granted it is now the worst health system created (Oh right... )

I wish I had french toast for breakfast

Granted. French Burning toast, aflame. Enjoy you flame toasted toast.

I wish I had tap dancing shoes.

Granted! but they are boom dancing shoes for how loud they click when you tap them,.. you are thus deaf from it...

i wish my stupid phpBB3 wouldnt break all the time

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Granted, it works great but now you constantly get sued because of the contents of your fora.

I wish, I'd understand RSA encryption (am trying to learn it for an exam)

Granted! but you forget SSL

I wish i could have a giant blood pressure cuff.

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Granted. But you have to pay rental.

I wish I had some cookies.

Granted, they taste of spinach and herring!

I wish that the weather would be less hot, but not freezingly cold either.

Granted! its the right temperature but its always raining and humid and hard to breathe.

I wish to be wrapped in 50,000 PVC aprons and then 50,000 PVC lead aprons and left in the hot sun on a 98.6 degree day

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

I wish I could eat whatever I want and still have a fine figure
Graned but now all you like to eat is carrot sticks.

I wish i could sleep

Granted. You sleep one whole month away, and cannot sleep after that. Muhahah!

I wish I had a bowling ally in my home.

Granted. It's 64 lanes of cosmic bowling open to the public 24/7 with no admission charge. Your house is now party central. I hope your beer budget is sufficient.

I wish I could afford to live and work in Hawaii.