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Oaglor
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Joined: 10 Feb 2011
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 402
Location: Azeroth

26 Nov 2011, 11:47 pm

You get a steamy chained up Batman logo that you must apply to Deathwing the Destroyer as a Band-Aid.

*Inserts scorpion with eyes in its claws*

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No Child Stays Young Always
No King Rules Forever
No Village Keeps Up
No Nation Stays Strong
Only Death is Eternal

theimperiousdork
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Veteran

Joined: 7 Jul 2009
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,896
Location: Secret

27 Nov 2011, 12:18 am

You receive another scorpion, with stings in its claw this time.

*inserts quarter*

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And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

TallyMan
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Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Gender: Male
Posts: 40,061

27 Nov 2011, 5:31 am

The machine says "Thank you".

Inserts a kick and demand a refund.

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I've left WP indefinitely.

TenPencePiece
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Joined: 11 Dec 2009
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 46,009
Location: Greater Manchester, United Kingdom

27 Nov 2011, 2:08 pm

You recieve a parking ticket

*Inserts the first photograph ever taken*

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I'm always here, all you have to do is ask and you shall receive

Dylan14
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Joined: 7 Aug 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 581
Location: Buffalo,New York

27 Nov 2011, 4:24 pm

You receive the same photograph, but it is now in color.

*Inserts a quarter*

TenPencePiece
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Joined: 11 Dec 2009
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 46,009
Location: Greater Manchester, United Kingdom

28 Nov 2011, 11:41 am

You recieve a pair of cheap sunglasses

*Inserts a cardboard box*

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I'm always here, all you have to do is ask and you shall receive

theimperiousdork
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Joined: 7 Jul 2009
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,896
Location: Secret

28 Nov 2011, 11:43 am

You receive a printout using the cardboard box, which now says, "Please insert quarter."

*inserts quarter*

_________________
And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

TenPencePiece
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Joined: 11 Dec 2009
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 46,009
Location: Greater Manchester, United Kingdom

28 Nov 2011, 11:55 am

You recieve nothing, I recieve your quarter

*Inserts your quarter*

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I'm always here, all you have to do is ask and you shall receive

theimperiousdork
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Joined: 7 Jul 2009
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,896
Location: Secret

28 Nov 2011, 12:00 pm

The machine coughs out €1.000.000,00 ($1,334,800.00/£858,171.53/PhP58,405,530.80); unfortunately, it belongs to "theimperiousdork," not "TenPencePiece."

*inserts Ten's quarter*

_________________
And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

Circle989898
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Joined: 30 Oct 2011
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,955

28 Nov 2011, 12:01 pm

* Recieves his quarter back*

*Inserts a shoe*

theimperiousdork
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Joined: 7 Jul 2009
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,896
Location: Secret

28 Nov 2011, 12:08 pm

You get a kick in the butt, courtesy of your own boot.

*inserts quarter from Circle989898's pocket*

_________________
And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

Circle989898
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Joined: 30 Oct 2011
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,955

28 Nov 2011, 12:21 pm

* Recieves Cancerous Cells I always keep on my Quarters*

Inserts Vaccine

theimperiousdork
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Joined: 7 Jul 2009
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 5,896
Location: Secret

28 Nov 2011, 12:27 pm

I inoculate the vaccine, and get myself rid of Circle's cancerous cells.

*inserts own disinfected quarter*

_________________
And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

Circle989898
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Joined: 30 Oct 2011
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,955

28 Nov 2011, 1:09 pm

Recieves 1 of the 44 presidents

*Puts in recancered quarter*

iamnotaparakeet
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Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 25,091
Location: 0.5 Galactic radius

28 Nov 2011, 5:36 pm

You receive a quarter of your body covered in cancer!

*Inserts cure for cancer.*

Circle989898
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Joined: 30 Oct 2011
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,955

28 Nov 2011, 5:49 pm

Receives an award you would probably get

*Inserts the year 2090*

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