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28 Nov 2011, 6:30 pm

Receives schematics for an interstellar warship that uses an Alcubierre Warp Engine.


*Inserts a time machine.*



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28 Nov 2011, 7:41 pm

You receive a space machine drifting in a linear direction at a constant velocity.

* Gives machine a piece of my mind *



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28 Nov 2011, 11:29 pm

You receive a copy of your brain.

*inserts quarter*


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28 Nov 2011, 11:50 pm

You get a stuffed turkey.

*Inserts a 4x3x3x3 sized box*



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29 Nov 2011, 12:19 am

The hypercube you just inserted created a time-space vortex, you are now transported back to 300,000,000 BC.

*inserts empty soda-pop can*


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29 Nov 2011, 12:24 am

[That was not a hypercube. That was a hyperbox.]

You get a thoroughly crushed can.

*Inserts a kilogram of pure platinum*



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29 Nov 2011, 1:11 am

I get the platinum. You get nothing.

*inserts a quarter made of fool's gold*


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29 Nov 2011, 1:18 am

Yorick jumps out and thanks you.

*Inserts a -1x-1x-1 cube*



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29 Nov 2011, 10:11 am

It sucks you in, then barfs you out.

*inserts real quarter*


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29 Nov 2011, 12:33 pm

You receive a moderator reprimand for having a 7 line signature line. The maximum allowed by the site rules is 6.

*inserts a smacked botty*


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29 Nov 2011, 12:36 pm

You receive an apology note.

*inserts paper*


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29 Nov 2011, 12:38 pm

8O I didn't even notice that!

You recieve a microphone

*Inserts a postbox*


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29 Nov 2011, 12:46 pm

You have 1 new message.

*inserts envelope*


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29 Nov 2011, 6:42 pm

Thank you for your gracious donation. We hope you will return and donate more than 110% of your money next time.

*Inserts coin with correct, non-law-breaking proof that 1=0 inscribed on its face*



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29 Nov 2011, 7:22 pm

Recieves an IOU letter.

*Inserts Penny*



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29 Nov 2011, 7:51 pm

Receives a (literally) Smashed Penny.

*Inserts leftover turkey*