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CommanderAspie613
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29 Nov 2011, 7:56 pm

Recieves a live turkey... Not a happy one either.

*Inserts a WP thread*

kevinjh
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29 Nov 2011, 8:36 pm

Receives a fuse

*Inserts fuse*

CommanderAspie613
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29 Nov 2011, 8:39 pm

Recieves WP Thread

*Insert Self*

kevinjh
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29 Nov 2011, 8:42 pm

Receives note saying, "Beware of active fuse."

*Inserts Wow-Wow Sauce*

Circle989898
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29 Nov 2011, 9:14 pm

*Receives glysidic bonded milk to cool wow-wow sauce*

*Inserts H2o for fuse*

theimperiousdork
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29 Nov 2011, 10:57 pm

You receive an empirical formula for 2-hydroxypropanoic acid.

*inserts DHMO*

_________________
And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

Circle989898
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29 Nov 2011, 11:38 pm

Recieves H+ and OH- ions

*inserts Physics Book*

iamnotaparakeet
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29 Nov 2011, 11:44 pm

Receives theoretical physics education without the cost of going to college.

*Inserts a mess of electronic components and waits for a trillion years.*

theimperiousdork
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29 Nov 2011, 11:47 pm

You receive DHMO.

*inserts poly(ethenyl ethanoate) mop

_________________
And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

kevinjh
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29 Nov 2011, 11:51 pm

Receives a sweet(-smelling) FWACKOOOM!! !

*Inserts a Schrödinger's Box with alkahest in a fragile bottle*

ADDITION:
We who post here are mostly nerds anyway.

theimperiousdork
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29 Nov 2011, 11:57 pm

You receive a shattered bottle, but no alkahest or Schroedinger's Box.

*inserts a cylinder of thin height but high circumference, made of nickel-iron-copper alloy*

_________________
And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

kevinjh
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30 Nov 2011, 12:05 am

Total conversion! Look (and run) away! It sounds like you put a lot more than a kilogram!

*Inserts a galaxy*

theimperiousdork
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30 Nov 2011, 12:07 am

You receive a supernova. Boom!

*inserts fire extinguisher*

_________________
And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

kevinjh
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30 Nov 2011, 12:18 am

And scientists wondered why earth has so much metal and harbored carbon-based life....

*Inserts a 1+3i quarters*

theimperiousdork
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30 Nov 2011, 12:22 am

You receive a set of quarters, equivalent of 0th root of zero.

*inserts a calculator*

_________________
And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

kevinjh
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30 Nov 2011, 12:26 am

Zero divides by you!

*Inserts Flatland*

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