PRIZE MACHINE

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You receive a world map.

*inserts star map*

Look at the pretty stars on the roof, walls, and floor! What, so those are not walls, roofs, or floors?

*Inserts a random life-timer*

You receive a timer.

*inserts Flavor Flav's clock*

Tick, tock, tick, tock... Now what?

Where is my life-timer and what happened to it?

It got chucked by Chuck Norris, like a woodchuck could chuck wood as much as he could chuck like a woodchuck would chuck wood.

*inserts a tongue twister*

OW! OW! THE AGONY!! !

*Inserts a book on committing omnicide*

You get Chuck Norris.

*waits for Kevin's next move*

Everything ceases to ex

*walks into black, empty void scene, scratching head, looking around for the prize machine, shrugs shoulders, and walks out of scene*

ist.

*Inserts the statement, "This statement is false." *

I invoke on the upper forces to resurrect the universe, recreate everything, restore everything, and bring back the PRIZE MACHINE.

*everything restored, PRIZE MACHINE is back; one prize is free*

The prize is the existence of the number postulated to exist near or at the average of 41 and 43.

*Enters the PRIZE MACHINE*

I enter the PRIZE MACHINE. Not the PRIZE MACHINE enters ITSELF.

The machine barfs you out.

*inserts quarter*

Slips on the way to machine *Recieves a dollar* ahhh haaa what everyone has wanted


*Steals dollar and puts in Prize Machine*

Impossible. Does not accept stolen dollars.

*has Circle989898 busted by police, inserts a clean quarter*

Flings muddy quarter out.

*Inserts PRIZE MACHINE into itself*