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Murihiku
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28 Oct 2013, 8:03 pm

Psychologist for under-appreciated household appliances


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29 Oct 2013, 9:09 am

Therapist for misused cleaning equipment.



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29 Oct 2013, 9:39 am

Bread crust stripper


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29 Oct 2013, 12:07 pm

Male stripper :lol:



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29 Oct 2013, 2:55 pm

Chicken stripper


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29 Oct 2013, 10:28 pm

Chicken feathers removal engineer


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His blog: http://seattlewordsmith.wordpress.com/


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30 Oct 2013, 3:01 pm

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30 Oct 2013, 4:51 pm

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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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30 Oct 2013, 4:56 pm

Paper cut prevention technician


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His second book: https://www.amazon.com/COMMONER-VAGABON ... oks&sr=1-2
His blog: http://seattlewordsmith.wordpress.com/


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31 Oct 2013, 12:20 pm

death panel support counsel


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31 Oct 2013, 2:41 pm

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31 Oct 2013, 10:17 pm

Rock band breakup engineer


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01 Nov 2013, 4:04 am

Drag queen schoolmarm


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There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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01 Nov 2013, 8:48 am

Professional turkey stuffer.


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05 Nov 2013, 2:45 am

Modesty enforcer for public statues


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.

– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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05 Nov 2013, 4:38 am

Counter of grains of sand in the desert.