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theimperiousdork
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01 Dec 2011, 11:46 pm

You receive a needle.

*inserts quarter*

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And now, the war resumes. Bring it on, you!

shrox
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01 Dec 2011, 11:49 pm

You didn't get a prize, but you got hepatitis from the dirty handle.

Inserts quarter, crosses fingers...

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02 Dec 2011, 12:12 am

You receive a worn copy of How to Destroy the Universe in Five Easy Steps.

*Inserts a nice-looking, somewhat conical capsid*

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02 Dec 2011, 12:13 am

I am instantly cured of Shrox's hepatitis.

*inserts a music sheet*

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02 Dec 2011, 12:15 am

Receives a GOOD performance of Also Sprach Zarathustra (both book and composition), along with someone carrying a shattered lantern claiming to be the übermensch!

*Inserts blank CD*

shrox
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02 Dec 2011, 12:26 am

kevinjh wrote:

Receives a GOOD performance of Also Sprach Zarathustra (both book and composition), along with someone carrying a shattered lantern claiming to be the übermensch!

*Inserts blank CD*

You got pregnant.

*inserts quarter, backs away from machine...*

theimperiousdork
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02 Dec 2011, 2:10 am

The machine gives birth to Kevin and Shrox's baby. My goodness. What a cute baby!

*inserts quarter*

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02 Dec 2011, 3:33 am

[I suppose the rest of the thread has also gotten rather silly....]

Receives the quarter. Sorry, only denarii accepted.

*Inserts concept of existence*

theimperiousdork
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02 Dec 2011, 6:11 am

You receive a book on existentialism.

*inserts denarius*

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02 Dec 2011, 9:55 am

You received a fake beard!
* inserts a quarter *

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" If I did THIS... would that mean anything to you? "

theimperiousdork
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02 Dec 2011, 10:03 am

You receive a wig.

*inserts quarter*

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02 Dec 2011, 10:17 am

You received a cane!
* inserts a quarter *

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theimperiousdork
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02 Dec 2011, 10:49 am

You receive a wife-beater.

*inserts quarter*

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shrox
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02 Dec 2011, 3:50 pm

You received a border collie! Lucky!

*inserts quarter*

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02 Dec 2011, 4:58 pm

You receive dog food for imperious' New puppy!

* Inserts longest Carbon Chain*

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02 Dec 2011, 5:12 pm

machine got jammed.

Oh hang on, it's working again.

you've received a luxury holiday for two, to a destination of your next door neighbours choice.

Inserts tiddlywinks

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