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If you had not been doing your hyperactive authentic Navajo Rain Dance for three solid weeks, you would not be having this problem.

Next year, be happy for your drought.


Sylkat

Finnish Lapland is currently the hottest place in all Europe. According to recent research, the ideal temperature for us would be +14 °C. The local Sami tribe's cool-weather dance is of no avail. It's your fault you haven't teleported a Navajo team to do better job.

It's your fault that cool-weather dancing in Finnish Lapland shall now be outsourced.

It's your fault that the thing is beeping incessantly in the other room!

The Lie-Cake cannot be filling if it is not there in the first place, and even if it had been, Danmac's storm should have washed it away.

All of which is quite your fault.


Sylkat

The Soviet Union ceased to exist. Dare I say I have a certain person in mind to blame?

It's your fault you aren't more happy about that, being a Finn.

You are to blame for general Finnish depression...you started the rumor that the Mooomins are buying Seattle condominiums and moving there.


Sylkat

(lol)

You are not horrified by the prospect?

It is your fault that you are so insensitive!


Sylkat

Considering our climate and geographical location, insensitiveness is a virtue. It's your fault you have no esteem for that.

If you are so insensitive, why does your heat wave bother you?

I blame you for hypersensitivity to heat and cold, and to geographical locations as well.


Sylkat

I blame you for the sun performing its function.

The Sun's real function is to look triangular and blue. I blame you for not knowing this.

Observing the sun through a solid angle of 2π steradians makes it look triangular and blue, but when observing it through normal eyes such as my own, its real function becomes apparent. I blame you for not knowing this.

If the entire mass of the Earth was moved to make a hollow sphere, the inner radius of which would coincide with the current radius of the Earth, the rotational period of the resulting solid would be some 55 hours, assuming uniform density of matter. All this I computed mentally, the real answer should not be far from my estimate.

I blame you for not having done the same.