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15 Feb 2008, 10:47 pm

5+4 to the square root of dishwasher = TARANTULA!

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15 Feb 2008, 10:59 pm

TOILETS

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15 Feb 2008, 11:07 pm

The voices in mario's head told him to rip pikachu's tail off! He claimed he was under the control of psychic cows.

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16 Feb 2008, 10:52 pm

Huckabee in 08'! !! !

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16 Feb 2008, 11:19 pm

i ate your monkey then turned it into poop and it was green

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dunno what to put here man

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18 Feb 2008, 9:32 am

I know why people insult Paris Hilton.

Her looks, her talent as a recording artist, her charisma in front of the cameras, her wit and intelligence... don't be afraid to admit that you're intimidated by all this, I'll understand.

And Paris will understand as well, for she is all knowing and all forgiving. :roll:

*Pez201 vomits in a bucket*

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18 Feb 2008, 4:13 pm

rabbits and monkeys in a rowboat under a bridge speaking french

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19 Feb 2008, 7:34 am

sand is the best lubricant
EVER

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19 Feb 2008, 11:35 am

When happy hairy chicken pox eat steven's milk-batter trees, magic testicular fairies rain angry rabid seaurchins upon desolate microorgasmic syphillus while the reanimated unitarian poppy seed umbrellas require technical support with their eighty-three year old sewer system underneath definetly misunderstood wallpaper.

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20 Feb 2008, 9:27 pm

The truth is in my pants.
You can handle it.

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20 Feb 2008, 9:35 pm

You can lead a horse to water but you cant take him out of the country.

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20 Feb 2008, 9:37 pm

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

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omgz I r banned.

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20 Feb 2008, 9:44 pm

Can you take a look at my haemeroids?
I'll hold your pizza.

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21 Feb 2008, 12:27 am

Women. Can't live with 'em. Can't herd 'em all to Canada.

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21 Feb 2008, 12:57 am

Vote for Hilary '09

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21 Feb 2008, 1:07 am

My imaginary friend told me to tell you to tell your imaginary friend
that my imaginary friend isn't talking to your imaginary friend
any more.

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