Corrupt A Wish

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21 Sep 2007, 9:53 am

Granted, you have the deaths of perhaps hundreds of innocent carers and people with mental problems on your shoulders.

I wish I could start life over, knowing what I do now.

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21 Sep 2007, 10:16 am

Granted, but your knowledge gets you into a whole lot of other problems, and you are taken to Area 51 for interfering with government plans.

I wish that I had lightning speed.

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21 Sep 2007, 10:53 am

Granted but you are now on my waiting list.

I wish I didn't have a cold.

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21 Sep 2007, 10:57 am

Granted, instead you have a poisonous dead centipede lodged inside your brain.

I wish that I was the best ninja in the world.

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21 Sep 2007, 11:01 am

Granted but better ninjas give you a nice beating 100X over.

I wish I could remember all the capitals of all South American countries for Lit/Comp.

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21 Sep 2007, 11:24 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but better ninjas give you a nice beating 100X over.

I wish I could remember all the capitals of all South American countries for Lit/Comp.

you remember them for a minute.

I wish I hadn't burned my tongue.

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21 Sep 2007, 11:34 am

Granted, instead but you can't taste anything for a day.

I wish that I had a parachute right now.

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21 Sep 2007, 11:55 am

Granted, but it's got a big tear in it.

I wish I controlled the skies.

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21 Sep 2007, 12:00 pm

Granted, but that doesn't stop you from getting SUPER-AIDS.

I wish that High School musical just died off and never returned.

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21 Sep 2007, 2:02 pm

Granted, no corruption.

I wish I could meet Chloe and say hi.

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21 Sep 2007, 2:05 pm

Granted, you two marry and have two kids.

I wish that I could see perfectly in the dark.

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21 Sep 2007, 2:11 pm

Anubis wrote:

Granted, you two marry and have two kids.

I wish that I could see perfectly in the dark.

Granted but now you have:

* Nausea
* Loss of appetite
* Headache
* Peeling skin
* Hair loss
* Tiredness
* Menstrual irregularity
* Enlarged liver
* Enlarged spleen

I wish I won "Last Person To Posts Wins"

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21 Sep 2007, 2:13 pm

Granted, but now you have uncurable HYPER-AIDS.

I wish that I could get a signed sword from Masamune himself.

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21 Sep 2007, 2:16 pm

Anubis wrote:

Granted, but now you have uncurable HYPER-AIDS.

I wish that I could get a signed sword from Masamune himself.

To bad God healed me isn't it?

Granted, but he slices you in half with it.

I wish I were a T-Rex.

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21 Sep 2007, 2:25 pm

Granted, but you die out from a mysterious disease.

I wish that I had my own personal bootlicker.

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21 Sep 2007, 4:46 pm

Granted but he/she rebels and comes after you in this SUV:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoPq8QceeZA[/youtube]

I wish I had a Vulcan Cannon.

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