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Brainfre3ze_93
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04 Dec 2011, 8:50 am

You received a better computer!
* inserts a quarter *

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04 Dec 2011, 12:28 pm

Recieves a dollar like everyone wants

Inserts Quarter

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04 Dec 2011, 12:45 pm

You receive three options:

* A quarter-back
* A quarter-pounder
* A quarter-quart

*waits for next poster's choice*

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04 Dec 2011, 5:36 pm

Quarter-pounder. Yum!

*Gives machine a piece of my mind*

shrox
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04 Dec 2011, 7:41 pm

kevinjh wrote:

Quarter-pounder. Yum!

*Gives machine a piece of my mind*

Receives nothing...
*Kicks machine.*

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04 Dec 2011, 8:16 pm

Walks to other prize machine on the other side of the room

*Inserts Bacteriology*

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04 Dec 2011, 9:49 pm

Gets a blast of L. pneumophila

*Inserts Social Psychology*

Circle989898
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04 Dec 2011, 10:03 pm

Recieves Biology and the environment

*Inserts Quarter*

kevinjh
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04 Dec 2011, 10:06 pm

dy/dx=0

*Inserts x^2(e^x*sin(2^x)/ln(x^(3cosx))^x*

Circle989898
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04 Dec 2011, 10:11 pm

Recieves http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=x^2%28e^x*sin%282^x%29%2Fln%28x^%283cosx%29%29^x

*inserts headache*

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04 Dec 2011, 10:14 pm

Gets another one. x^(sin(arctan(x^2))2^(lnx)))

*Inserts taco*

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04 Dec 2011, 11:53 pm

Receives Sec(ArcSin(3/4))

Inserts Hydrates

kevinjh
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05 Dec 2011, 12:06 am

Receives anhydrates.

*Inserts a serine protease*

Circle989898
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05 Dec 2011, 12:13 am

Recieves something simpler C90H181 + C10H21<------> C100H202 DecaHectane

*Inserts CycloDecanol*

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05 Dec 2011, 12:30 am

[RAARGH! Why does everyone else capitalize substance improperly? RAARGH!]

It would take a lot of effort to keep that alkane (hectane without the deca) stable or to assemble it like that at all.

Receives a super-science vial somehow preventing the C110H222 and C10H21OH from exploding.

*Inserts Tylenol request*

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05 Dec 2011, 7:02 am

Receives a Vicodin.

*inserts proton stream accelerated to 0.9999999c*

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