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28 Dec 2011, 5:02 pm

Receives a well-erased paper.

*Inserts mirror reflecting reality in addition to the usual light*



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28 Dec 2011, 5:11 pm

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28 Dec 2011, 11:50 pm

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29 Dec 2011, 12:29 am

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29 Dec 2011, 12:33 am

Receives a stuffed turnip.

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29 Dec 2011, 12:49 am

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29 Dec 2011, 12:56 am

Receives a pickle and a loud belch from the PRIZE MACHINE.

*Inserts a regular prize machine*



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29 Dec 2011, 1:14 am

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29 Dec 2011, 1:38 am

...and receives it again at twice the previous speed.

Inserts non-fallacious proof that 1=0



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29 Dec 2011, 1:52 am

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29 Dec 2011, 2:29 am

Receives a fluctuating amount of money because if 1=0, then why not 1+1=0+1=2=1?

*Gives the machine another piece of my mind*



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29 Dec 2011, 4:34 am

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29 Dec 2011, 4:59 am

Receives a fluctuating amount of mass-energy starting at 9e12J and ending at a truly random number (carats interpreted as a unit of mass, not gold content).

*Inserts proof that the non-fallacious proof was incorrect at the final step and that 1=1 and yet another piece of my mind*

nat4200 wrote:
kevinjh wrote:
Receives a fluctuating amount of money because if 1=0, then why not 1+1=0+1=2=1?

For me; or are you saying your billion $$ should be 'undefined' rather than nothing? (NB: a penny-farthing is a type of bicycle)

I interpreted it as 1 penny minus 1 farthing, yielding 3 farthings, if my memory serves me well, but still wildly fluctuates after that. [This incident still demonstrates an egregious lack of research on my part.]

[Actually, if 1=0, then at some point, the universe would cease to exist because 1 universe=none at all.]



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02 Jan 2012, 11:50 am

Receives one amount of nothing

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02 Jan 2012, 4:09 pm

Receives last year in triplicate.

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02 Jan 2012, 4:10 pm

Recieves a possessed taxidermy hare with only one ear...

*inserts quarter*