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See, Dorky, with wit like that you just HAVE to be court jester . Either that, or you can clean out the royal privies .

But all that is not really democratic. Um, like me.... for I win (self-declared).

No, afraid not, Erminea- the winner's position is already claimed- Zena and I are ruling as queens. But with your musical talent, we could use you as a royal minstrel. Care to join us?

You may have won a kingdom, but the fight is still on. I challenge your position, and we shall duel with toast!
(The true winner will be declared when WrongPlanet.net switches to IPv6. Then the thread is reset, or something.)

Sorry, Thatmew, we NEVER duel with small, blue, mutant squirrels- not even with toast, not even with BUTTERED toast (although Queen Zena might be tempted by FRENCH toast.) But if, as your rank claims, "it's all about the fish", maybe you'd care to join us as Keeper of the Queens' Moat? It's a very important job- the fish down there in the moat need a LOT of supervision! (Or should that be "superfishion"? Sounds a bit fishy to me.....)

ALL HAIL QUEENS ZENA AND JENNY!

Sounds acceptable, even though I specialize in buying and selling... almost anything, but side quest accepted. How does three months of care for free sound? I don't have to leave the area until then, so how does that sound?
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Ruh-Roh

Bunnies!! !

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Be vewy vewy quiet...I'm goin' wabbit hunting...heheheheheheheh.

Tsk, tsk, tsk! I leave for a few hours, and look what happens to the place- it goes to the dogs. (Or should I say "rabbits"?)

Pull yourselves together, people- we have a kingdom to run!

That's guys
They're hopless. Hopeless, sorry.

They're just a bunch of silly bunnies, aren't they? They're lucky we're here to tell them what to do, Zena.

Yes and one day, they'll get what they deserve!

Carrots, from the sound of it!