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Granted. No corruption.

I wish MoveOn.org was the government.

Granted, now the USA is an Isolationist country.


I want to move to Australia.

Granted. And you move in right next door to The_Chosen_One who continually accosts you for thinking guns are okay. You shoot him and go to jail.

I wish I could fart on command.

Granted, but it's at my command and I command you to PM The_Chosen_One with the message "*FART!! !*"


I wish the thought police would quit following me. Maybe that gun will come in handy again.

The thought police quit following you, but the thought murderer jumps from behind a bush and steals your brains.

I wish I was surrounded by girls who refer to me as 'master' and who would massage my feet, wash my clothes, buy me video games and train me to be a ninja.

Granted, but they're acne-ridden fat screeching hormonal girls.

I wish I was God.

Granted, but now you're at constant war with Satan...
I wish I were a powerful undead sorcerer.

Granted, but you are devoid of all feeling.

I wish that I could have a huge army of obedient clones.

never mind

Granted but some clones go rogue.

I wish I was not fat.

Granted, instead you are anorexic and skeletal for life.

I wish that Command and Conquer happened in real life.

Granted but you only do the Conquer part.

I wish I wasn't held to unrealistic standards by everyone.

Granted.

I wish to cancel my WP membership

Granted, but doing so will install an unstoppable virus on your computer which you do not detect until it downloads illegal pr0n and you get a nasty visit from the FBI.

I wish that I had a jetpack.

Granted but you crash into a pool.

I wish I had one billion dollars.

Granted, but you blow it all in a casino.

I wish that there were no more terrorists.