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15 Nov 2006, 5:42 pm

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dexkaden once tried to take over the czech republic, but after a series of events ended up in brazil working as a waterboy named Raul.

The series of events was Omnislash, Pale Horse, Supernova, and all the other powerful FF attacks. Nobody tries to take over the Czech Republic without being destroyed by me or Garlic.

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15 Nov 2006, 5:49 pm

OWA was once attacked by a rabid squirrel.

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15 Nov 2006, 6:11 pm

Tinky has been brainwashed into infiltrating the Church of Garlic in order to learn their military strategy for defending the Czech Republic so that I and my new found Brazilian compadres can successfully take over the world.

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15 Nov 2006, 6:41 pm

dexkaden wrote:

NO once i get my arms deal with iran AND north korea settled I WILL USE MY NUKES,SCUDS AND ICBMS AGAINST THE WHOLE WORLD AND I WILL BE KING!! ! :twisted:

First thing i'll do is BAN ALL pre-martial sex and ANY sex or sexual references in movies,TV and music,ANYONE who fornicates WILL be brutally EXCEUTED!! !

Second thing:Abolish capitalism and communism and replace them both with.....Aaronism!! !! !

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15 Nov 2006, 6:45 pm

unknown wrote an entire book on aaronism that is two pages long.

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15 Nov 2006, 6:54 pm

tinky wrote:

unknown wrote an entire book on aaronism that is two pages long.

Two pages is enough to tell the reader about the basic's of aaronism.

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15 Nov 2006, 7:03 pm

unknown is deeply enamored by my dead sexy, masculine body and she loves licking the sweat off my body. :oops:

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15 Nov 2006, 7:14 pm

kahazidhea is embarassed by his dead, sex body. he's always hoped for a fat, pudgy body. better start inhaling twinkies kahazidhea.

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15 Nov 2006, 7:19 pm

Kahazidhea wrote:

unknown is deeply enamored by my dead sexy, masculine body and she loves licking the sweat off my body. :oops:

I'm a guy!! !! !! !! !

tinky weighs 10 times more than the sun!! !! !! !

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15 Nov 2006, 7:25 pm

Wow. Unknown is the only thing to have successfully traveled through a black hole.

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15 Nov 2006, 7:32 pm

dexkaden is, somehow, in idaho, spain.

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15 Nov 2006, 7:37 pm

Yes, and you (Tinky) and I are planning the best way to take over the Czech Republic.

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15 Nov 2006, 7:41 pm

And ShadesOfMe, Jenova, and I are planning the best way to counter dexkaden's attack. So far we've decided it would be best to cast Power Word Kill and hope you have 100 HP or less.

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15 Nov 2006, 7:47 pm

OWA has taken and failed 8 driver's tests. instead of simply using a bicycle to get from place to place, OWA rides on a moose.

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15 Nov 2006, 7:47 pm

We would counter with Finger of Death (because we both have more than 100 HP.)

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15 Nov 2006, 7:54 pm

It's already been proven that tinky has at least 189,982 HP. Power Word Kill won't work. I make a succesful fortitude save and take 25 damage. I use Imprisonment to get rid of dexkaden.

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