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It is your fault that you probably do not know (until now!) that he was a villain in an episode of the original 'The Avengers' T.V. Series.

Sylkat

It's your fault that I haven't seen such a program on television, because I'd probably enjoy it. What little I see on TV is rather awful, and that too must be blamed on you.

'The Avengers' was a British series shown in the 1960's....considered a classic, now, and many people own DVD sets of it.

Many teen-aged boys paid less attention to the wit and action, and instead focused on Diana Rigg in her black leather skin-tight jumpsuit.

Your fault that you are obviously not an Anglophile /Videophile.


Sylkat

Diana Rigg, aka Tracy Bond, On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969), gunned down by henchwoman Irma Bunt. Which was your fault.

Oh, right...'James Bondophile'........your fault if you cannot remember the name of the guy who knocked statues' heads off by throwing his hat at them.


Sylkat

Your fault if you do not, "Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond, it may be your last."

"Shaken, not stirred";

If the bartender does stir it, it will be your fault.


Sylkat

It's your fault that I cannot even enter the bar to supervise the bartender.

It is your fault that you used a phony I.D. to get a job as a bartender just so you could have the opportunity to mix Mr.Bond's drink incorrectly.


Sylkat

The next Bond girl will be Penelope Cruz. It's totally your fault she's already turned 40.

It's your fault that I wasn't chosen as the next Bond girl. It's Sylkat's fault for not providing me with a fake ID stating that I already turned 40. If I had a nose I would smell collusion.

There are places in the world where a fake ID can send you behind the bars for 40 years. Then the judge would say "It was your own fault."

The judge would say "It's Krabo's fault for not hiring a better lawyer to defend you, sentence suspended."

The judge in this performance shall be portrayed by Dame Judi Dench.

Your attorney will be portrayed by John Cleese, as in 'A Fish Called Wanda'.

The prosecuting attorney will be portrayed by Alex Plank.

All your fault.


Sylkat

This performance will be shown on TV in the whole European Union. As a result, the leading countries say good bye to the union and Finland finds herself in the position of a new leading power. An obvious catastrophy follows. Stock market goes bust. Sahara expands to the British Isles. Migrating birds change course when they approach Europe. Do I have to say whose fault it is?

it's your fault I have never had lobster-king crab is far too good to buy anything else?