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04 Dec 2021, 12:45 pm

pheeeuuww...eee said the aresolized gas,as it gassed the entire room.


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05 Dec 2021, 2:38 am

the lavatory quaked as the poor man's failed fulgurated chili con carne ran out him.



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05 Apr 2022, 9:10 pm

"Green" said the rabbit as it chased the carrot down the hole.


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05 Apr 2022, 11:01 pm

"UURUPP!" said the cookies as they reversed course back up from the stomach.



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26 Nov 2023, 11:28 pm

"Is that you?" said the snail. "Snails cant talk" replied the caterpillar.


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26 Nov 2023, 11:29 pm

what did the toilet paper say to the toothbrush? "so you think YOU'VE got it bad?!"



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27 Nov 2023, 4:27 am

"Those flies need their wings clipped!"

(Actually had a dog that hated flies buzzing so she would nibble their wings off as she did not want to kill them. They would go higher pitched in their buzz at first, and then another careful nibble by the dog and we would end up with walks walking all over the floor! Think we were one of those rare few homes with this new breed of insect!)


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27 Nov 2023, 10:58 am

"I like you" said the shoe. "But Im a sock" replied the sock.


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27 Nov 2023, 11:39 am

Need more if these... :D :D :D :D


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27 Nov 2023, 2:02 pm

"Ouch" said the stone as the lady stepped on him while he sat in her shoe!


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27 Nov 2023, 4:38 pm

thank you... :D :D :wink: :heart:


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27 Nov 2023, 6:26 pm

Welcome! :D

"Do you come here often?" asked one blade of grass to the other as they sat in a field.


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27 Nov 2023, 7:09 pm

"Ever notice how new threads dissapear when one deletes them?"

"No? What threads?"

"I don't know. They are not there!"


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30 Nov 2023, 7:03 pm

"I'm not a cup of tea" said the coke. "I'm a pepsi!"


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30 Nov 2023, 8:22 pm

"I'm going to eat you" said the fly to the spider.


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01 Dec 2023, 12:04 am

:D


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