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jennyishere
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20 May 2011, 5:29 am

In the trash can? 8O

Where is my rubbish bin (Australian for "trash can")?



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20 May 2011, 5:32 am

In an american trash can.

Where is my teddy bear?



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20 May 2011, 5:54 am

Given to a needy child.

Where is my subtle innuendo?


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20 May 2011, 6:28 am

In your mind.

Where is my fathers cell phone.



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20 May 2011, 8:12 am

In your father's jail cell.

Where is my father's get out of jail free card?



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20 May 2011, 2:43 pm

That only works in Monopoly.

Where is my solar cell?


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20 May 2011, 2:45 pm

You are about to be imprisoned in it. Prison cell with very high walls but no roof - good view of the sun though.

Where is my evening drink?


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20 May 2011, 2:53 pm

Here it is, a cup of warm water.

Where is my ton of bricks?


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20 May 2011, 2:55 pm

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Where is my flower?


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20 May 2011, 3:01 pm

Growing behind your ear. You really should wash back there.

Where is my trained seal?


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20 May 2011, 3:04 pm

Being debriefed after its raid on Osama's complex in Pakistan.

Where is my trained ant?


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20 May 2011, 4:37 pm

Hanging out with your trained aunt.

Where is my happiness today? :cry:



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20 May 2011, 4:40 pm

Rescheduled for tomorrow, so you are double happy then.

Where is my pet giraffe?


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20 May 2011, 5:20 pm

At the giraffe school, getting house broken.

Where is my tuxedo?


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20 May 2011, 5:22 pm

On your pet.

Where is my hog?



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20 May 2011, 5:58 pm

I saw TallyMan riding it, and using it to chase pigeons in the park.

Where is my pain threshold?


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