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Yensid
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29 May 2011, 4:43 am

Locked in your house.

Where is my movie star impression?


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29 May 2011, 6:34 am

I think you'll just have to accept that you look NOTHING like Marilyn Monroe. :wink:

Where is my John Wayne cuckoo clock?

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29 May 2011, 7:21 am

On the wall, between the singing fish and the painting of dogs playing poker.

Where is my collection of tacky items?


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29 May 2011, 7:57 am

At your house, all ready to be gift-wrapped and presented to your workmates at Christmas.

Where is my good taste in decor?



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29 May 2011, 8:41 pm

I borrowed it I need it more than you do.

Where is my potted palm tree?


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30 May 2011, 4:05 am

Oh... I planted it outside... Here's the pot back.

Where's my sense of adventure?


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30 May 2011, 5:48 am

Out looking for fun without you.

Where is my identity?


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30 May 2011, 7:48 am

Take a look at your passport.

Where is my tree-lined street?



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30 May 2011, 6:11 pm

I have mine. Didn't you get yours?

Where is my security blanket?


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30 May 2011, 7:12 pm

It's on shift at the local bank.

Where are my dilthium crystals?


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30 May 2011, 10:32 pm

In my crystal ball.

Where is the road to nowhere?



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31 May 2011, 12:34 am

Find the road to nowhere by taking lots of drugs.

Where is my private island?


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31 May 2011, 2:15 am

Sorry again I didnt say private when I sold you the time share. I meant to say a island full of skin tearing skin heads who eat flesh for a night time snack. You should be very afraid.

Where is my dignity?



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31 May 2011, 3:42 am

On top of the flag pole. You have to climb up and get it.

Where is my sense of fair play?


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31 May 2011, 4:45 am

Lost in your sense of win at all costs.

Where are my collection of glass eyes?



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31 May 2011, 4:50 am

Stolen to be used as marbles, by people with really large hands.


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