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15 Nov 2006, 8:03 pm

Luckily, I never travel by myself, and Tinky is there to cast a Freedom spell. And if Tinky fails, then my faithful entourage of Brazilian compadres will continue until I am free.

And when I return, I will cast Eyebite and your moose (and therefore your means of transportation) will be useless to you, allowing me to cross the border without further challenge.

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15 Nov 2006, 8:16 pm

I don't need my moose. I have Fly. I also have Hold Person and a +6 Masamune katana.

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15 Nov 2006, 10:01 pm

Okay, well, you can take your +6 whatever-I've-never-heard-of-it Katana and defend your precious Czech Republic. I don't want it anymore. I have decided to take over Gibraltar, give it back to Spain, take over Spain and Egypt and Israel and then hold the Mediterranean Sea hostage for One Billion Dollars in GOLD COINS.

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15 Nov 2006, 11:02 pm

Good luck with that. I'll roll to see if you succeed. You succeed. But you only get five gold coins. And a sniper kills you. I resurrect you as a vampire.

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15 Nov 2006, 11:11 pm

I don't like that ending. Re-roll. This is a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure world takeover, after all.

This is what happens: I succeed. I get one billion dollars in gold coins. I take over Antarctica and create my own country, with my own currency, which is worth more per unit than any other currency in the world. This causes unbalance and chaos and the world--including the Czech Republic--crumbles at my feet, leaving me as Hegemon. And I appoint you as Minister of Defense.

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15 Nov 2006, 11:27 pm

dexkaden can shoot missiles out of her nose

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15 Nov 2006, 11:28 pm

Tinky catch a bullet in his bare hands.

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15 Nov 2006, 11:37 pm

*cough*her*cough*

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15 Nov 2006, 11:42 pm

tinky wrote:

*cough*her*cough*

repeat reaction on my end: Dexkaden is a *cough*girl, too*cough.*

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15 Nov 2006, 11:46 pm

i keep forgetting!...i blame the olive garden

dexkaden is really a man!

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15 Nov 2006, 11:50 pm

Because I am the Great, Illustrious, Glorious, Magnanimous President and Supreme Dictator of the Entire World...I forgive you.

I blame the Olive Garden, too.

Also, Tinky looks like a giant stick of sculpy.

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16 Nov 2006, 12:02 am

Dexkaden believes that ostriches represent the wave of the future in transportation:

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16 Nov 2006, 12:06 am

Enigmatic races Ostriches professionally.

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16 Nov 2006, 12:23 am

Dexkaden emits a powerful electromagnetic field that causes DNA damage in cabbages.

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16 Nov 2006, 12:31 am

Whoa, that's awesome!

Enigmatic is a mad scientist who figures out a way to change my DNA manipulation powers to affect garlic, thereby facilitating a take-over of the Czech Republic.

And Enigmatic brushes his teeth with a Power Rangers toothbrush.

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16 Nov 2006, 12:38 am

Dexkaden can blow fire out of every orifice of her body.

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