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12 Sep 2014, 12:09 pm

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Larry also repaired Yolanda's new xylophone.

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12 Sep 2014, 12:53 pm

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Hey, and incidentally, rabid bears adore Larry's lasagna.

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12 Sep 2014, 2:42 pm

Penguins love a girl in a roomy igloo serving mackerel.

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12 Sep 2014, 7:37 pm

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Because Larry insisted zanily, Zujja answered really directly.

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13 Sep 2014, 2:04 pm

(APPLAUSE)

Good Evening, and welcome to the 3rd ?Make a Sentence? Awards Banquet. I trust that you?re very comfortable at your table----drink in hand----and ready for the celebration. Servers will be on-hand after the ceremony to take your order for this evening?s meal.

Now, let?s get started?.

Basically, my criteria in choosing the best sentences were quite simple: I like ?proper? sentences, though I know how terribly difficult it is to achieve such, and sometimes it?s just ?the luck of the draw? getting a really good word, left for you. Also----and maybe more importantly----I like the sentences that truly made me laugh out loud.

Here, in no particular order (except chronological), are the winners:

Note: To those who don't know: These are awards for the 10 best sentences, in the last 10 pages.


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ThetaIn3D - HUMANOID - Humans Underestimate; Man Assumes; No One Is Deserving.


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Ectryon - VARIABLE - Valiant activists, risking injury and bloodied limbs, escaped.


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SyAn - RABBIT - Rumpelstilzkin And Bigfoot Believe In Trolls.


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mezzanotte - GLORIOUS - Grandma's legs only react interestingly on uneventful Sundays.


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Fatal-Noogie - VENTILATE - Venetian Emissaries Neglected To Initiate Litigation Against The Enemy.


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Lillikoi - CONSTANTINOPLE - Crap, our new stadium toppled, and now the Istanbul nobles outlawed playing lacrosse everywhere.


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Lillikoi - FAMISHED - Forget about meals; I'm simply hogging everyone's dessert!


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SyAn - IAMBIC - I Am Merely Bribing Incarcerated Criminals.


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mezzanotte - FRIVOLOUS - Fifteen rivers in Venice overflowed, leaving our underwear soaked.


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emtyeye - GROCERIES - Grocers rarely overstock cherries, except really incredible edible species.


Now, I must tell you that there were many, MANY more really good sentences; but, as you know I'm limited to ten----BUT, I must take liberties and add a couple of "Honorable Mentions", as I just can't help myself (LOL):

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SyAn - PRICE - Passable Rolex Imitations Can Entertain.


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ThetaIn3D - HYACINTH - Hope You Always Carry Incense, Not The Hookah.


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mezzanotte - TRANSFORMER - "Tyrannosaurus Rexes are not such fearsome overlords," recently mentioned excavations revealed.


This concludes this evening's ceremony. Congratulations to the winners!! ! Please enjoy your meal.

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For our fourth awards ceremony, I nominate SyAn for judge!! ! SyAn, do you accept??





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14 Sep 2014, 6:29 am

I accept :) :) :)
So many good players here, so many funny outcomes :lol:

Just a little stressed right now that I might forget it 8O

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14 Sep 2014, 12:33 pm

SyAn wrote:
I accept

Oh, GOOD----you'll have soooo much FUN!!

So many good players here, so many funny outcomes

I know it----it's so difficult to choose!!

Just a little stressed right now that I might forget it

Not to worry; I'll give ya a "holler" when we hit page 40. Don't forget the 2 posts above my awards post, on this page.



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Some Un-intelligent People Exercise Really Carefully In Little Indigo Outhouses Until Sunrise.

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22 Sep 2014, 11:27 am

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Orange Uakari Take Rather A Great Effort On Unusual Sandwiches.

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23 Sep 2014, 6:26 pm

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Please Hold Illegal Lectures Only Silently On Police Head-offices' Yard.


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28 Sep 2014, 11:59 am

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Always Read Books In The Rectory After Relieving Yourself!

(Oh, my!! Bad Cat----baaaad Cat!! LOL)

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28 Sep 2014, 4:43 pm

Captain Aardvark Took Apart Several Towering Robot Overlords Pillaging Houston Yesterday.

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08 Oct 2014, 4:25 pm

superhero

Superman Ultimately Provided Every Reluctant Hero Every Reasonable Opportunity.

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12 Oct 2014, 10:58 am

Tunafish

There's usually never a friendly individual sitting here.

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15 Dec 2014, 8:02 am

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Carry On; "Nil Submissions" Ultimately Leads To A New Topic.

COLLABORATION


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17 Dec 2014, 7:54 pm

COLLABORATION

Cured of lying, liars are better of raving about their indescribably ostentatious non-truths.

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18 Dec 2014, 7:27 am

OPULENT

Oliver Put Us Lesser Eaters, Near Table.

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