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Good Evening, and welcome to the 3rd ?Make a Sentence? Awards Banquet. I trust that you?re very comfortable at your table----drink in hand----and ready for the celebration. Servers will be on-hand after the ceremony to take your order for this evening?s meal.
Now, let?s get started?.
Basically, my criteria in choosing the best sentences were quite simple: I like ?proper? sentences, though I know how terribly difficult it is to achieve such, and sometimes it?s just ?the luck of the draw? getting a really good word, left for you. Also----and maybe more importantly----I like the sentences that truly made me laugh out loud.
Here, in no particular order (except chronological), are the winners:
Note: To those who don't know: These are awards for the 10 best sentences, in the last 10 pages.
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ThetaIn3D - HUMANOID - Humans Underestimate; Man Assumes; No One Is Deserving.
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Ectryon - VARIABLE - Valiant activists, risking injury and bloodied limbs, escaped.
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SyAn - RABBIT - Rumpelstilzkin And Bigfoot Believe In Trolls.
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mezzanotte - GLORIOUS - Grandma's legs only react interestingly on uneventful Sundays.
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Fatal-Noogie - VENTILATE - Venetian Emissaries Neglected To Initiate Litigation Against The Enemy.
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Lillikoi - CONSTANTINOPLE - Crap, our new stadium toppled, and now the Istanbul nobles outlawed playing lacrosse everywhere.
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Lillikoi - FAMISHED - Forget about meals; I'm simply hogging everyone's dessert!
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SyAn - IAMBIC - I Am Merely Bribing Incarcerated Criminals.
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mezzanotte - FRIVOLOUS - Fifteen rivers in Venice overflowed, leaving our underwear soaked.
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emtyeye - GROCERIES - Grocers rarely overstock cherries, except really incredible edible species.
Now, I must tell you that there were many, MANY more really good sentences; but, as you know I'm limited to ten----BUT, I must take liberties and add a couple of "Honorable Mentions", as I just can't help myself (LOL):Quote:
SyAn - PRICE - Passable Rolex Imitations Can Entertain.
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ThetaIn3D - HYACINTH - Hope You Always Carry Incense, Not The Hookah.
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mezzanotte - TRANSFORMER - "Tyrannosaurus Rexes are not such fearsome overlords," recently mentioned excavations revealed.
This concludes this evening's ceremony. Congratulations to the winners!! ! Please enjoy your meal.
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For our fourth awards ceremony, I nominate SyAn for judge!! ! SyAn, do you accept??