The Really Bad Advice Thread

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Minefields aren't real they just feed on you're paranoids so go ahead and step on the mounds of dirt there you'll be fine.

If you want to learn Romanian effortlessly, drink this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C8%9Auic%C4%83

Go up to a Hispanic person and tell them "Tu madre es una prostituta." Not only will they compliment your fluent grammar, but they'll know that it means you find their mothers to be classy women!

If you want to lose weight, eat pizza and drink beer.

As you eat, the enamel in your teeth break down. However, you can sharpen those dulled teeth back up by chewing on glass. 9 out of 10 dentists wouldn't lie!

To keep your teeth healthy, avoid brushing them.

If you want to make a lot of genuine friends and be really popular, open a Facebook account.

However, if you wanna be REALLY popular and trendy, join Myspace! They'll never go out of style.

Wear your new Myspace-inspired scene haircut out in public. The looks you'll be receiving are jealousy!

Go to the hairstylist and tell them to give you the Squilliam Fancyson.
https://www.google.ro/search?q=give+me+ ... ZueGq9M%3D

The split ends of your hair may be easily mended with the aid of a Bic lighter.

Get a credit card.

If you ever find a time machine go back in time and bet on the losing team and then leave that way you'll never have to pay up

If you ever find yourself sitting resting with another hiker along the AT, feel free to whip out your cell phone, and have a long, boring conversation with your girlfriend. Fellow trekkers are really interested in hearing this sh*t because they can't get enough of it in their normal, day-to-day lives!

Puta?

That is just a friendly greeting to call out to any Latina woman, young or old, in any Southern California city.