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Anubis
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24 Sep 2007, 5:23 pm

Granted, but you are now infected with uncurable Retarditis.

I wish that I was telepathic.

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24 Sep 2007, 5:33 pm

Granted, but the voices never stop.

I wish birds wouldn't poop on me.

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24 Sep 2007, 6:43 pm

Granted but you continiously step in dog crap!

I wish I would be more careful when talking to girls!

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24 Sep 2007, 6:45 pm

Granted, now you're mute.

I wish I could find a wife.

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24 Sep 2007, 10:38 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, now you're mute.

I wish I could find a wife.

Granted, But it's my beauch of an ex. :lol:

I wish my truck came with automatic windows, a cd player and a trailer hitch.

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24 Sep 2007, 10:40 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

Granted, But it's my beauch of an ex. :lol:

I wish my truck came with automatic windows and a cd player.

Granted. The guy that stole your truck just installed those things.

I wish I had nightvision.

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24 Sep 2007, 11:32 pm

Granted, but you're now a secret agent.

I wish I weren't a parakeet.

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24 Sep 2007, 11:38 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, but you're now a secret agent.

Wait...how is this a corruption? That's like a bonus!

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24 Sep 2007, 11:56 pm

shadexiii wrote:

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, but you're now a secret agent.

Wait...how is this a corruption? That's like a bonus!

I didn't say which agency though.

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25 Sep 2007, 1:55 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

thief wrote:

Granted, it's called a name which makes you cringe.

I wish I had a better mobile phone.

Granted but it's an old school cell phone from the 1970s.

I said a better phone. You fail.

To Parakeet: Granted, now you have to live the miserable life of a human.

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25 Sep 2007, 3:27 am

I wish that Emelia settles into her new school well.

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25 Sep 2007, 7:07 am

Anubis wrote:

I wish that Emelia settles into her new school well.

Granted, but the teachers are still jerks.

I wish everyone were homeschooled.

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25 Sep 2007, 7:09 am

Granted, but the teachers are smelly monkeys.

I wish that I had a soul.

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25 Sep 2007, 7:15 am

You already do, but granted just for the heck of it.

I wish North Korea weren't so close to South Korea.

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25 Sep 2007, 7:37 am

Granted, we nuked the crap out of North Korea.

I wish I had an 18-foot plasma T.V. in times square

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25 Sep 2007, 7:39 am

Granted, but you aren't able to move it and it gets rained on.

I wish I had an 18 foot Claymore.

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