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AnnePande
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04 Aug 2009, 12:44 pm

Autism is caused by listening too much to Queen's music.

They have Freddie Mercury, you know. 8)



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04 Aug 2009, 5:48 pm

Autism is created by dental cavities.



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05 Aug 2009, 2:25 am

Autism is caused by flux capacitors.



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05 Aug 2009, 8:02 am

Autism is caused by having much love for Photoshop.
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05 Aug 2009, 10:27 am

Autism is caused by foulness of the air


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05 Aug 2009, 5:42 pm

Autism is caused by being born with cyanosis and, consequently cold feet (this was how I was when I was born).


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05 Aug 2009, 6:18 pm

Autism is caused by confusing psychosis with osmosis....


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05 Aug 2009, 6:21 pm

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Autism is caused by confusing psychosis with osmosis....


so wrapping yourself in cling film and hoping for the best isn't an effective treatment for schizophrenia? s**t 8O

edit: ew, I made a medical joke. Sorry forumites :nerdy:


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05 Aug 2009, 6:57 pm

ryan93 wrote:
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Autism is caused by confusing psychosis with osmosis....


so wrapping yourself in cling film and hoping for the best isn't an effective treatment for schizophrenia? sh** 8O

edit: ew, I made a medical joke. Sorry forumites :nerdy:


Try using bubble wrap instead, you won't die of boredom......


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05 Aug 2009, 7:27 pm

I beg to differ

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05 Aug 2009, 8:34 pm

Autism Ground Zero topic

Autism is caused by breeding in a certain way.(That way is still under review. :roll: )


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05 Aug 2009, 8:54 pm

cookies!!



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05 Aug 2009, 9:21 pm

Autism is caused by global warming



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05 Aug 2009, 9:51 pm

Autism is caused by flying beer cane from hell!


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05 Aug 2009, 9:57 pm

Autism is caused by improving perfection



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06 Aug 2009, 6:15 pm

Autism is caused by perfect improvisations.....


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