Where is my..... [Game]

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Grrrrrrrrrrr. No. Fail. They are where I need them to be, in my suitcase, even if they aren't there, they are there.

Trying to be funny. It is a funny thread. No need to get angry.

Na, it's ok, I am just super-psyched/ super-stressed about this marathon ...it's my first, and you know how NT girl's get obsessed about prom and dances, I am that focused x 100 about this marathon ( and I can't find my fave running shorts )

Anyways, I take badly to people dissing my sport...

Therefore, I shall not post about it anymore, if you don't jinx...

Where is my pencil?

In your pencil case. Oh sorry I threw that into the ocean. It traveled in time. Now it's in Jonahs hand in the whale.

Where is my finish line tape?

Hm, did I just cross over it first? I think I did! What! (Nice comeback question!)

Where is my black hole that eats invader alien space ships?

Sorry it got eaten up by a bigger black hole.

Where is the dance I was supposed to attend?

It was cancelled due to rain?

Where is my lunch?

I ate it. So sue me, I was super sticky and I needed something to wipe my hands on. So I dumped your lunch and used the paper bag to wipe my hands.

Where is my newspaper?

I ate it. So sue me, I took your idea because I was super bored and didn't want to think of anything original. So I copied your post in my reply.

Where is my originality?

Where was it to begin with

Where is my originality?

(Ouch, that burn, it hurts....so bad )

You originality was burnt in the fire of 1986.

Where is the rain?

In Forks Washington.

Where are set of steak knives.

Being used....for something...secret...A surprise jedi, ninja, knife party!! !

Where is a good tv show?

On tv.

Where are my 20 or so virgins?

They all realized that they had better things to do.

Where is my ability to eat whatever I want and never gain weight?

Who needs a stick thin looking woman.

Where is my hog caller?