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Erminea
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21 Mar 2010, 9:59 am

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Banned for getting your foot stuck in the toilet and needing emergency services to rescue you.


*puts foot in mouth* :oops:

Murmbrahlmompelbrahl.... :shock:

*releases foot* :idea:

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Um, AB, you're banned.... for writing something 'not to be repeated here' on Tallyman's toilet. (um, what were you doing there?... um, how did I manage to read it?)

Okay, I'll go....

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21 Mar 2010, 10:47 am

Banned for peeing into the floral display plant pots at work!


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21 Mar 2010, 5:34 pm

Banned for peeing obscenities in the snow.



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21 Mar 2010, 5:49 pm

Banned for serving human fingers with fish fingers.


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21 Mar 2010, 5:51 pm

Banned for not picking up my fingers when I couldn't.



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21 Mar 2010, 5:54 pm

Banned for leaving your fingers scattered all over the kitchen. I've never known anyone so clumsy. I also know now why you wear steel toe capped boots in the kitchen!


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21 Mar 2010, 5:57 pm

Banned for eating it thinking they were veggies, good to see someone eating their fruits and vegs. :lol:


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21 Mar 2010, 5:59 pm

Banned for vegetating in class and being fruity with his teacher.


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21 Mar 2010, 6:01 pm

Banned for thinking ketchup was one of his five-a-day



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21 Mar 2010, 6:02 pm

Banned for disillusioning me.


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22 Mar 2010, 6:10 am

Banned for having a South Park background on your mobile phone.


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22 Mar 2010, 6:43 am

Banned for killing Kenny!


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22 Mar 2010, 8:23 am

Banned for sniffing cat's wee. (Southpark reference)



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22 Mar 2010, 8:30 am

Banned for actually being the head of Health & Safety in the kitchen in Scotland.


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22 Mar 2010, 8:40 am

Banned for dissing the great Scottish H & S folk!



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22 Mar 2010, 9:25 am

Banned! for going on this forum


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