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thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
On your tires so they are protected. Where is my facebook page?
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,853Location: Australia
On Wrong Facebook. Where is my suitcase?
In the airplane you missed. Where is my fosters?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
In the imports section. Where is my letter of appointment?
In the garbage can. It didnt have a stamp on the envelope.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Your question was kidnapped by aliens. Where is my bumble bee?
chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
It buzzed in your heart. Where is my sleep!
It fell asleep without you. Where is my movie for this evening?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
Your wife is watching it. Where is my cupboard?
Where it normally is, you've sleep walked into someone else's house! Where are my kittens?
M.E.O.W.....they are now cats Where is my time?
All gone, you've used it all up. Time for the retirement home now! Where is my brush?
Oh, well your toothbrush is being used to clean the grout and your hairbrush is being used to comb the cat. Where is my sense?
Disappeared after your fifth glass of vodka. Where is my bed? (I'm tired, it's been a long day)
It's been shipped to Antarctica, it's research material. (Btw, I don't drink ) Where is my common sense?
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 76,406Location: Portland, Oregon
Ask the next person. Where are my super powers?