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crouton
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09 Jun 2011, 2:51 pm

Festering in a pickpocket's underwear drawer.

Where are my Amoy straight-to-wok noodles?



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10 Jun 2011, 8:38 am

In the wok, burning right now.

Where is my prediction for tomorrow?


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10 Jun 2011, 11:14 am

On the front of all the major national newspapers.

Where is my right nostril?



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10 Jun 2011, 4:28 pm

where you left one is.

where is my hippo?


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10 Jun 2011, 4:30 pm

Wallowing in a mud pool it made in your garden.

Where is my pet housefly?


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10 Jun 2011, 4:41 pm

in the bin I swatted it.

where's my brain?


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10 Jun 2011, 6:24 pm

Inside your head.

Where is my shirt?


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11 Jun 2011, 8:01 am

your wearing it.

where is my blister pack?


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11 Jun 2011, 12:53 pm

In hospital having ointment put on its blisters.

Where is my flying broom?


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11 Jun 2011, 12:56 pm

underneath your bottom, but the apple is missing.

Where is my oodle of fish bones?



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11 Jun 2011, 12:58 pm

I think you left them on my seat! :evil:

Where is some kind person to pluck out these fish bones from my rear?


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11 Jun 2011, 4:22 pm

He or she is coming to help you.

Where are my pants?


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11 Jun 2011, 4:24 pm

Hoisted on the lamppost outside your house after you came home naked and drunk last night! :P

Where is my pet spider?


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11 Jun 2011, 4:32 pm

In my cat's tummy... sorry about that.

Where is my camera? (The one with prom photos on it)


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11 Jun 2011, 4:44 pm

Stolen by some sleaze bag. (It now has pron photos on it :lol: )

Where is my bed? I'm tired.


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11 Jun 2011, 6:03 pm

Stolen by some sleaze bag. (It now has some pron actors on it. 8O)


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