Page 30 of 275 [ 4400 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33 ... 275  Next

Aprilviolets
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 May 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,184

09 Jun 2013, 2:38 am

Its your fault I forgot to wash my cup this morning again.



Popsicle
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 31 May 2006
Age: 53
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,574

09 Jun 2013, 2:48 am

It's your fault my eyes hurt. Turn off that laser, will ya!



Krabo
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Nov 2012
Age: 250
Gender: Male
Posts: 15,625
Location: Suomi.

09 Jun 2013, 4:00 am

It's your fault April is laser-washing her cup.



Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

09 Jun 2013, 4:24 am

Now you have me thinking about a cupful of Crab Bisque. Yummmmm!

But now I crave a cupful of Crab Bisque.

Your fault!

Sylkat



Krabo
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Nov 2012
Age: 250
Gender: Male
Posts: 15,625
Location: Suomi.

09 Jun 2013, 4:50 am

It's your fault my cat has turned her attention to your avatar. We can only guess what she is up to.



Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

09 Jun 2013, 5:36 am

It is your fault that you do not feed your cat a vegetarian diet.


Sylkat



Jinki
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 10 May 2013
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,537
Location: The land of the free to be stupid.

09 Jun 2013, 6:25 am

Krabo's cat only eats dormice that only eat vegetables, and that's your fault.



Krabo
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Nov 2012
Age: 250
Gender: Male
Posts: 15,625
Location: Suomi.

09 Jun 2013, 8:00 am

I was thinking exactly the same. Your fault.



Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

09 Jun 2013, 9:34 am

Your fault for formulating a telepathic link with Jinki.


Sylkat



Krabo
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Nov 2012
Age: 250
Gender: Male
Posts: 15,625
Location: Suomi.

09 Jun 2013, 10:17 am

My cat whispered in my ear, "Press the red button." Your fault, no doubt.



Popsicle
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 31 May 2006
Age: 53
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,574

09 Jun 2013, 8:51 pm

It's your fault your cat is into War Games.



Aprilviolets
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 May 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,184

10 Jun 2013, 12:14 am

the rubber gloves I use when I wash the dishes smell guess who's fault that is.



Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

10 Jun 2013, 12:40 am

It is your fault that your gloves stink; you should not have stuffed them with Anchovy Paste and then set them out in the hot sun!


Sylkat



Krabo
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Nov 2012
Age: 250
Gender: Male
Posts: 15,625
Location: Suomi.

10 Jun 2013, 8:34 am

It's your fault -- the two of you -- that I can smell your anchovy paste at this distance of who knows how many thousands of miles. :eew:



pcgoblin
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 11 Apr 2013
Gender: Male
Posts: 4,366
Location: My House, US

10 Jun 2013, 8:50 am

What? That was you smelling? Your smelling kept my goldfish awake all night, and this morning it has blood shot eyes, and nearly choked to death when I fed him! He yawned, filling his gills with fish food. He's ok, but still, it's your fault for smelling.



danmac
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 22 Mar 2010
Age: 52
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,652
Location: chi town burbs

10 Jun 2013, 1:05 pm

it's your fault the zombie plague lasted so long


_________________
everything is funny if your looking at it right