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"Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!"

'The Wizard in The Wizard of Oz.

(Is he kidding?)

Bert Large:-Son, I know it's your phone bill and you've got your own money coming in, but those mobile phones damage your head membranes.
Al Large:-Dad, I've got Bluetooth.
Bert Large:-There you go, exactly my point.

Doc Martin

SyAn, your last two quotes.... LOL

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Girl: "Doc, is she gonna die?"

Doctor Ellingham: "YES!"

"....but not today."

"Doc Martin"

Thanks Campin_Cat

Elaine Denham: Are you gonna pay me for this week or what?
Dr. Martin Ellingham: What.

Doc Martin

Nathan: We are here to make coffee metal. We will make everything metal. Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

Metalocalypse

Doc Martin: Bert, it's been a long day. Take two aspirin and insult me in the morning.

Doc Martin

Mrs. Slocombe: "Miss Brahms, I'll thank you to stop knocking my knickers."

Miss Brahms: "As long as YOU stop knicking my knockers."

"Are You Being Served?"

"SPECTRE is a dedicated fraternity whose strength lies in the absolute integrity of its members."

Blofeld in Thunderball.

"I'm melting----mellllll-ting!"

The Wicked Witch in "The Wizard of Oz"

Elaine Denham: I'm Elaine.
Dr. Martin Ellingham: That must be nice for you.

Doc Martin

"I think he got the point."

James Bond in Thunderball.

Patient: And you reckon these will work, do you?
Doc Martin: No - I just prescribe them for fun.

Doc Martin

She's not your friend. She's just someone you use to feel better about yourself.

Ricky Fitts in American Beauty.

Colonel Gilbert Spencer: Gilbert Spencer. Lieutenant-Colonel. Retired.
Dr. Martin Ellingham: Martin Ellingham. Doctor. Practising.

Doc Martin

Edmund: So, what you're telling me, Percy, is that something you have never seen is slightly less blue than something else you have never seen.

-Blackadder

"I never joke about my work, 007."

'Q' in Goldfinger.