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06 Dec 2023, 9:47 pm

ain't we a good team, said one segment of tp to another.



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06 Dec 2023, 10:27 pm

WHEE!! !! said the snail as he road on the turtle's back.


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06 Dec 2023, 10:28 pm

stop smashing on me, said the horn button to the impatient driver.



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07 Dec 2023, 6:38 pm

"I think I like you" said the man as he stepped on a tomato.


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07 Dec 2023, 8:41 pm

"don't wipe so hard!" said the...



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09 Dec 2023, 2:19 pm

"I'm me" said the cup of tea. "You're nothing but a cup of coffee" replied the coke. "No I'm not" came the reply.


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09 Dec 2023, 8:59 pm

"Hello my little friend" said the man as he stepped on the spider.


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09 Dec 2023, 9:56 pm

"Left, right, left ,right" said the shoes as they walked down the street.


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10 Dec 2023, 4:06 pm

hahaha mg :P


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10 Dec 2023, 4:14 pm

"I have ways to make you talk!" said the dictating machine to the dictator.


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10 Dec 2023, 4:15 pm

He was so clumsy he split the atom twice before breakfast!


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10 Dec 2023, 4:16 pm

It was soo windy that our chicken laid the same agg three times yesterday!


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10 Dec 2023, 4:25 pm

mg everybody! :mrgreen: :jester:


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15 Dec 2023, 7:07 pm

"Weeeeeeeeeee!" said the slide as it slid down the mountain.


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15 Dec 2023, 7:13 pm

Grr! Autosmell changed the word egg to agg I think.


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15 Dec 2023, 11:39 pm

"cupertino," said the auto-corrector