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chrissyrun
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17 Jun 2011, 6:17 pm

The peanuts and the M&M's broke up.....

Where are my french fries?



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17 Jun 2011, 6:30 pm

They are being cooked individually by a matchstick because the deep fat fryer blew.

Where is my usual healthy supply of rhubarb this year ?



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18 Jun 2011, 7:16 pm

Look in your refrigerator.

Where is my bag of carrots?


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18 Jun 2011, 8:35 pm

The Hamburglar got desperate and took them.


Where's my butler?



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19 Jun 2011, 5:51 am

Butlering you right now.

Where's my club sandwich?


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19 Jun 2011, 6:24 pm

I shared it with the next person. We ate our share.

Where is my jacket?


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20 Jun 2011, 11:32 am

Your jacket has run off with jillet to fetch a pail of water.

Where is my ticket to the Moon ?



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20 Jun 2011, 12:28 pm

It left without you.

Where is my evil twin this evening?


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21 Jun 2011, 4:56 am

No sign of Booyakasha, but I'm nearly as ancient as you, so maybe I'll do for now.

Where is my tasty snack?



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21 Jun 2011, 4:18 pm

All gone! Very tasty thank you.

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21 Jun 2011, 5:35 pm

In your closet.

Where are my sunglasses?


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21 Jun 2011, 5:37 pm

Oh, I look snazzy.

Where is my help?



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21 Jun 2011, 10:48 pm

Right here

Where is my smoothie?



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21 Jun 2011, 11:40 pm

It's under the bulldozer. The driver was trying to make it even smoother?

Where is my manuscript?


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22 Jun 2011, 12:02 am

Sorry, I had a cold and I needed something to wipe my nose. I hope it wasn't important.

Where is my voice?


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22 Jun 2011, 2:52 am

stolen by the witch from the little mermaid

where is my umbrella?