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PHISHA51 Velociraptor
Joined: 24 Jul 2010Age: 33Gender: MalePosts: 431Location: USA
It was stolen by the sandman and given to me. Where's the food.
jennyishere Veteran
Joined: 9 Jan 2009Age: 64Gender: FemalePosts: 9,853Location: Australia
Maybe the Sandman stole that, too- he probably enjoys a bedtime snack. Where are my typing skills?
chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
I stole them and rent them out at 9.99 and hour....you can have 10% of the profit. Where is my common sense?
thewrll Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2009Age: 39Gender: MalePosts: 10,619
It was lost when you went on the titanic. Where is the llama I rode in on?
Llama, what llama...I was never informed there was going to be a llama! That's why I don't know where it went...don't know... Where is the money I got from selling a llama on the black market....I mean horse?
I stole the money. I need it to feed my whole entire family. Where is my loaf of bread?
You have a whole entire family? The ducks need food too!! ! Where is my running shoes?
zeldafan Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2011Gender: MalePosts: 561
I was moving to slow so i glued them to my feet. Wheres my dinner!
Did somebody say dinner? *licks plate* I didn't see any dinner. Where is my help to register for college?
Register for collage? Don't you just need to stick things on with glue? Where is my sense of decorum?
The sense man took it and gave you 10 bucks for it Where is my toothbrush?
Well your teeth were fed up of being brushed off so they banished the stick with bristles upon it! Where is my English class?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
In Northumberland England; thay'll teech tha reeet Ungleesh thur. Where is my catapult?
Just a stone's throw from here. Where is my Trojan Horse?
My Friend The Farmer From Back At The Barnyard Stole It Where is my Wii u?
In the store. Where is the rain?