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PHISHA51
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25 Jun 2011, 8:28 pm

It was stolen by the sandman and given to me. :twisted:

Where's the food.


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26 Jun 2011, 6:55 am

Maybe the Sandman stole that, too- he probably enjoys a bedtime snack. :wink:

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26 Jun 2011, 11:41 pm

I stole them and rent them out at 9.99 and hour....you can have 10% of the profit.

Where is my common sense?



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27 Jun 2011, 4:26 am

It was lost when you went on the titanic.

Where is the llama I rode in on?


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27 Jun 2011, 3:12 pm

Llama, what llama...I was never informed there was going to be a llama! That's why I don't know where it went...don't know...

Where is the money I got from selling a llama on the black market....I mean horse?



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27 Jun 2011, 7:42 pm

I stole the money. I need it to feed my whole entire family.

Where is my loaf of bread?



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27 Jun 2011, 7:52 pm

You have a whole entire family? 8O

The ducks need food too!! !

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28 Jun 2011, 5:28 pm

I was moving to slow so i glued them to my feet.





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28 Jun 2011, 5:38 pm

Did somebody say dinner? *licks plate* I didn't see any dinner. :twisted:

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01 Jul 2011, 6:54 am

Register for collage? Don't you just need to stick things on with glue? :wink:

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01 Jul 2011, 4:15 pm

The sense man took it and gave you 10 bucks for it



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01 Jul 2011, 4:18 pm

Well your teeth were fed up of being brushed off so they banished the stick with bristles upon it!

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02 Jul 2011, 2:03 pm

In Northumberland England; thay'll teech tha reeet Ungleesh thur.

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03 Jul 2011, 6:25 am

Just a stone's throw from here. :wink:

Where is my Trojan Horse?



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05 Jul 2011, 8:28 pm

My Friend The Farmer From Back At The Barnyard Stole It









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05 Jul 2011, 8:36 pm

In the store.

Where is the rain?