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29 Feb 2008, 5:55 am

the mario bros. dont drive service trucks or panel vans to work, they drive go-carts


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29 Feb 2008, 8:39 am

With my electronic screws i can hack into computers and download their data.


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29 Feb 2008, 8:43 am

Seems we have steering wheels, but where's the rest of the car?



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29 Feb 2008, 8:55 am

TWEET!! everyone miss me???


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29 Feb 2008, 9:07 am

dont but dell computers, this may happen to your arm


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29 Feb 2008, 12:19 pm

omg my lips are soo pink it looks like im wearing lipstick,


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29 Feb 2008, 12:42 pm

I am the internet! I bring you 1337!


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29 Feb 2008, 2:04 pm

i point you die MWAHAHA


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29 Feb 2008, 3:20 pm

You may think I'm a human wearing a tiger teeshirt, but I'm actually a theropod.



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29 Feb 2008, 3:22 pm

have you seen alfred hitchcock the birds? because i wasnt acting in it :twisted:


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29 Feb 2008, 5:40 pm

Someone help, I've crazyglued my thumb to my chin again!


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29 Feb 2008, 5:44 pm

part of the earth has gone missing.


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29 Feb 2008, 5:47 pm

Raph522 wrote:
part of the earth has gone missing.


.....and so has the top of my head.


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29 Feb 2008, 5:51 pm

I can see clearly now the air is gone...



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29 Feb 2008, 5:52 pm

Are you making fun of my mohawk?


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29 Feb 2008, 5:59 pm

Moff Tarkin: Proceed with the operation, you may fire when ready!


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