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chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
The it is taking a break, you were raining on it's parade. Where is the aspirin, I'm still sore and I need to run.
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
The aspirin was feeling unwell so took itself. Where is my broom cupboard?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
The plaster of your father's arse has abducted it. Where is my beard???
Trimmed and used to add new bristles to your brush. Where is my face mud pack?
you beseeched it in the mud. Where is my compilation of English archaic words???
Spirited away to King Arthur's library. Where is my new tankard of ale?
Where is my where???
Incoherently mumbling from your drunken lips! Where is my hangover remedy?
You already swallowed it. Where is my here??
Inside that spinning room. Where is are my hippo's ballet shoes?
The hog stole it. Where is my scrubbing scrub?
You left it on King Arthur's round table. Where is my tankard of ale? A knight can die of thirst waiting to be served around here!
It was tanked. Where is my fix?
Your dealer will be around soon! Where is my playmate?
here! where iz you?????
I'z here too now! Where is my turkey? (not found it yet)