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Booyakasha
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10 Jul 2011, 9:37 am

last person to win thread :P

where is the colder weather????



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10 Jul 2011, 9:43 am

Due to climate change it will be -50 C next week!

Where is my igloo?


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10 Jul 2011, 9:45 am

melted :twisted:

Where is my cone????



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10 Jul 2011, 9:51 am

10p stole it!

Where is my dog?


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10 Jul 2011, 9:54 am

Farting behind the barn

I wish for a non farting beast that smells like a daisy.



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10 Jul 2011, 10:00 am

Granted, you get daisy the cow who eats only marigolds and while she doesn't fart, she doesn't half poo a lot.

Where is my conjugation?


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10 Jul 2011, 10:02 am

Eloped with the farting dog.

i wish for a plane to transport me to the northern pole.



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10 Jul 2011, 10:10 am

Granted, the pride of the fleet of Somalian airways will collect you shortly, just as soon as they glue the port side wing back on again.

I wish to visit Santa in the North pole and for him to grant me a wish.


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10 Jul 2011, 10:24 am

granted, though Santa had unsuspected case of flatulence that caused the structure of his panties to break, therefore it has been rescheduled for another year.

I wish for the winter times.



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10 Jul 2011, 10:40 am

Granted, you now have a subscription to the journal "The Winter Times"

I wish for some stuffing with my turkey.


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10 Jul 2011, 12:59 pm

Granted, you now have a stuffed animal vaguely resembling a turkey which even squawks when you push on its belly.

Where is my electric guitar?



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10 Jul 2011, 3:30 pm

On tour.

Where is my mechanical aptitude?


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10 Jul 2011, 4:12 pm

In the realms of Quantum Mechanics and solving multi dimensional equations.

Where is my lumberjack playmate?


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10 Jul 2011, 4:36 pm

Trebuie să invat despre civilizația română :P

la revedere! :wink:

TNP will be very diligent from now on.



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10 Jul 2011, 4:41 pm

I will diligently proceed where no man has proceeded before.

TNP enjoys cow pie.


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10 Jul 2011, 4:44 pm

Whatever you are looking for, it is gone....

Where is what I'm looking for?