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Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
last person to win thread where is the colder weather????
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Due to climate change it will be -50 C next week! Where is my igloo?
melted Where is my cone????
10p stole it! Where is my dog?
Farting behind the barn I wish for a non farting beast that smells like a daisy.
Granted, you get daisy the cow who eats only marigolds and while she doesn't fart, she doesn't half poo a lot. Where is my conjugation?
Eloped with the farting dog. i wish for a plane to transport me to the northern pole.
Granted, the pride of the fleet of Somalian airways will collect you shortly, just as soon as they glue the port side wing back on again. I wish to visit Santa in the North pole and for him to grant me a wish.
granted, though Santa had unsuspected case of flatulence that caused the structure of his panties to break, therefore it has been rescheduled for another year. I wish for the winter times.
Granted, you now have a subscription to the journal "The Winter Times" I wish for some stuffing with my turkey.
ForestRose Sea Gull
Joined: 25 May 2011Age: 29Gender: FemalePosts: 228
Granted, you now have a stuffed animal vaguely resembling a turkey which even squawks when you push on its belly. Where is my electric guitar?
Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
On tour. Where is my mechanical aptitude?
In the realms of Quantum Mechanics and solving multi dimensional equations. Where is my lumberjack playmate?
Trebuie să invat despre civilizația română la revedere! TNP will be very diligent from now on.
I will diligently proceed where no man has proceeded before. TNP enjoys cow pie.
chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
Whatever you are looking for, it is gone.... Where is what I'm looking for?