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Badgelite - one of the first thermosetting plastics which could also burrow.

Badgellium.

The commercial use of badgellium presents technical challenges due to the toxicity (especially by skin contact) of badgellium-containing earths. Badgellium is corrosive to tissue, and can cause a chronic life-threatening allergic disease called badgelliosis in some people. The element is not known to be necessary or useful for either plant or animal life.

The Badger-Meinhoff Effect - a phenomenon known to psychologists, whereupon once an individual encounters a badger for the first time, they begin to encounter and gain awareness of badgers with greater frequency.

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Schrödinbadger's Uncertainty Theorem - Imagine a box. Inside is a poisonous mushroom, a snake, and a random-event counter. After counting an unknown number of random events, a mechanism will wiggle the mushroom like a scared vole, enticing the snake to swallow it. You don't know when this happens, so you don't know whether the snake is still alive or not. Thus, at any given moment, the snake exists as a probabilistic wave function wherein the snake is both alive and dead, simultaneously. Opening the box collapses the wave function, and the observer will see either a dead snake and no mushroom, or both the mushroom and a live snake (sometimes called "Schrödinbadger's Snake").

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"Your badgesty" - the correct form of address for badger royalty.

I'm Sargeant Joe Friday.

I carry a badger.

There are a lot of genius corruptions in here.

Purse Snadger - A badger who absconds with a handbag.

Badglev - a promising form of transport utilising electrobadgnets to levitate badgers.

Electrobadgnetism - a mysterious force that draws people from miles around to converge on badgers (and badger threads).

The Badgellanic Strait, a navigable sea route immediately south of mainland South America, is named after Ferdinand Badgellan who was a Portuguese water-badger in the service of Charles I of Spain and became the first short-legged omnivore to navigate the strait in 1520 during his global circumnavigation voyage.

Badgonias: Flowers known for the badger-like pigmentation of their petals. Also, the flower's endemic badger-like ferocity, teeth, and sharp claws.

Badgermouth: To badgermouth someone is to maliciously compare them to a badger, thereby making the badger look bad.

Badglis: Meetings, gatherings or convocations of Arabic-speaking badgers.

The Bandgers: A group of castoridae with five singles that have topped the Billboard Hot 100 charts, including such hits as "Don't Badger Me" and "Sexy Badger".

Bladgeon: To hit someone over the head with a badger.

Good to see you in here, my squirrely friend!

Most badgers aren't predators to squirrels, so I'm safe here!

Badgeald McBadgeald: A fairly creepy mascot known for selling hamburgers to young badgers.