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The police car and ambulance came crashing down the cliff.

I was eating with ____________, but stopped when I saw ___________.

I was eating with my toes, but stopped when I saw everyone gawking.

Did you see that ________ with the horrible _____________?

Did you see that bully with the horrible breath?

The most _ I ever saw was a _ with a _ on a _ .

The most incredible site I ever saw was a penguin with a scarf on a ski-lift.

Thirty-three --- went--- last Thursday.

Thirty-three flipped upside-down, went EE! last Thursday.

Hold onto your _ before it _ !

Hold on to your pot before it boils!



There was once an _______ _______ who lived in a _______, who had so many ____ she didn't _____ what to do.

There was once an angry flea who lived in a couch crevice, who had so many pets to bite she didn't even consider what to do.

My neighbor's _ is so _ she can hardly _ .

My neighbor's hand is so heavy she can hardly wave.

The children went to ---, where they---.

The children went to town, where they stayed.

All I want is to be _. Alright then, I'm coming to _ _, so I can _ _, now that I _.

All I want is to be surreptitious. Alright then, I'm coming to subtly stalk, so I can secretly surprise, now that I slither.

The best gift ever would be a _ on a _ with a _ that can _ .

The best gift ever would be a beer bottle on a retractable cord with a self-refilling feature, that can open itself.

That way, I'd never have to _____ just to _____.

That way, I'd never have to fly just to get to Kansas.

The extinct animal _____ has been rediscovered in a/n ________ area of _______. Wildlife specialists are _____.

The extinct animal, the Dogapus, has been rediscovered in a wooded area of Northern Iceland. Wildlife specialists are sitting on the toilet as we speak.


Gertrude, the angry___________, was ___________ on her__________ while ___ing_________.

Gertrude, the angry finch, was hopping on her owner while leaving droppings.

How many times must I _ before you finally learn to _ ?

How many times must I faint before you finally learn to catch me?

I've got _____ on my head from all the _____!

I've got tattoos on my head from all the drinking.

Shelley's _________ didn't fare too well at the ________.