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20 Sep 2012, 9:40 am

Buccaneer=Farmer who sells his corn expensively

Closed Captioner

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20 Sep 2012, 10:25 am

Closed Captioner = Transcriber of a company that that went out of business

Paramedic

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20 Sep 2012, 3:44 pm

Paramedic: Medical personnel possessing otherworldly skills [paramedic, a portmanteau consisting of the words paranormal and medic].

Cooper

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20 Sep 2012, 6:31 pm

Cooper = Kidnapper who keeps captives trapped in a small pen.

Vintner

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21 Sep 2012, 11:05 am

VINter=person who stamps the VIN number on metal plates for vehicles

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21 Sep 2012, 8:52 pm

Blender = an undercover agent on assignment in the field.

Park Ranger

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22 Sep 2012, 8:56 am

Park Ranger=Person who ranges across a parking lot looking for the perfect parking space.

Consumer Credit Processor

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22 Sep 2012, 10:18 am

Consumer Credit Processor = Computes how meritorious ones eating is.

Bricklayer

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22 Sep 2012, 10:19 pm

Bricklayer = a construction worker with a fetish for his building materials.

Exterminator

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22 Sep 2012, 10:34 pm

Exterminator: A retired killer robot.

Truck driver.

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23 Sep 2012, 10:54 am

Truck driver = Toy vehicle tester.

Mortician

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24 Sep 2012, 8:49 am

Mortician - Mrs. Addams' hair and makeup artist.

Actuarian

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28 Sep 2012, 8:01 am

Actuarian = A dyslexic Aquarian

A homeless Republican

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28 Sep 2012, 8:27 am

A homeless Republican = Ex-tavern owner

Quantity surveyor

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28 Sep 2012, 11:03 am

Quantity surveyor = poll taker

Walmart greeter

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29 Sep 2012, 3:29 pm

Walmart greeter - Kind of like the guy playing golf who addresses the ball by going up to it and saying, "Hello, ball."

Pony Express Rider

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