Make a new rule and punishment for WP

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Rule: all members have to post at least one turtle image or video a day
Consequence: any member who doesn't will have to go to the nearest turtle hospital/ rehab center/ other turtle volunteer group and help turtles there for as long as Skilpadde says.

You must be politically correct, or else the opinion police will call you a madman.

All members must attempt political incorrectness.

Political correctness shall be punished by watching Howard Stern try to sing.

You must have a cute dormouse as your avatar, or else all your threads will be locked.

All WP Members must pet kitties every day.
If not, all of the kitties will find them anyway.

All WP members must bathe in Sriracha Sauce on alternate Tuesdays.

All WP Members must play Fizzbin...but only on Saturdays when Jupiter's twelfth moon is in orbit around Mars.
If not, they have to listen to Capt. Kirk explain the rules to them.

All WP members must write letters to Donald Trump, complimenting his hair.

Failure to do so will be to listen to two hours of his speeches.

All WP Members must race Chocobos for two hours every day.
If not, they will have to listen to all of the Chocobo songs for two hours.

One bowl of Captain Crunch cereal must be eaten every morning at 4:16, without fail.


Punishment will be two bowls of Captain Crunch cereal.

Medlemmene må skrive i norsk på fredag.

Unnlatelse av å gjøre dette vil resultere i medlems blir fratatt alle kilder til oversettelse.

(Members must write in Norwegian on Fridays.

Failure to do so will result in the member being deprived of all sources of translation.)

WP Members must learn the entire Mythavean dictionary in one hour.
If not, everything that they say will become Mythavean.

All members must try Bone Vodka on their birthday.

If not, their birthday cakes will become Spam.

Rule: All members have to post at least 1 page of spam posts daily.
Punishment: Failure to do so will result in their all their email addresses being sent to spam bots.

for every new rule there must be a punishment

else you get banned for a week

Banned for a band-aid on your nose, where you bumped it on a mangel-wurzel.

Punishment will be raising baby Triceratops.