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Granted, but improper spelling is punished by being drawn and quartered...and it looks like you're going to have some fun!



Granted...but you then succumb to heavy metal poisoning

I wish for a private Kansas concert...

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Granted, but it seems that as the paper is in the process of flying around the room to it's proper place, you end up covered in papercuts.

(Oi oi, I need to be less morbid =)

I wish that everyone could understand all Aspies.

Granted. However, the world starts to function too perfectly, and the alien race that is observing us destroys Earth to eradicate this new threat.

I wish there was more hours in a day.

Granted, but hours are made much shorter so you still don't have more time.

I wish I had a plasmid.

Granted, but you can't see it, even using a microscope.

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

Granted but she turns out to be a jealous person as in as if you even look at another girl, you get a right rollicking. Also, she's one of those people who's annoyingly prideful and obessed with eco- and animal-welfare concerns. A vegan who tips blood all over anyone who even looks at meat.

I wish school wasn't compulsory.

Granted, but it becomes denationalised as well, and very expensive to attend.

I wish that I wasn't so paranoid.

Granted.
But you are diagnosed with schiziophernia.

I wish I wasn't such an idiot.

Granted. But now you are a complete idiot.

I wish that the Wii fad would just die down already.

Granted.
But now the iPod fad continues on.

I wish I can get free movie tickets for one of the following:
3:10 to Yuma
The Brave One
Across the Universe
Michael Clayton
Lars & the Real Girl
Martian Child

Granted, but it turns out they oversold the show, and you have to go see a showing of Rush Hour 3. And it's mandatory.

I wish I had VW GTI Mk 5.

Granted, but since AA does not know what a VW GTI MK5 looks like, you have to buy a used 1970 VW from a loaner who refuses to take back your money.

And it's mandatory.

Granted, but you have to make a wish.

I wish that Spira's sorrow would just go away.

Granted.
But now Spira is now happy-go-lucky.

I wish I had a digital camera of my own.