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Strapples
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12 Feb 2008, 12:01 am

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True! I know a girl at my school I could hook you up with. She's obese, never showers, and I don't know about the hugging ordeal. I prefer not to find out.

I want to name my cat Luigi when I move out and adopt a male cat.


True

I wish for my girlfriend to be heavy, warm and sticky, but not stinky!


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12 Feb 2008, 12:08 am

False! One cannot be warm and sticky but smell good, unless they're weird and rub candle wax on themself.

Toilet plungers act as doorknobs in other countries, and recieve a salary.


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12 Feb 2008, 12:10 am

886 wrote:
False! One cannot be warm and sticky but smell good, unless they're weird and rub candle wax on themself.

Toilet plungers act as doorknobs in other countries, and recieve a salary.


False

(i dont have very good sense of smell anyways hahaha)

I wish for a girlfriend who weighs 5000 pounds and could lay on top of me without killing me


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12 Feb 2008, 12:12 am

True!

I wish for strapples to continue to post about his obsessions and ignore those who tell him to discontinue.


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12 Feb 2008, 12:13 am

886 wrote:
True!

I wish for strapples to continue to post about his obsessions and ignore those who tell him to discontinue.


True!! !!

I will continue to post about my obsessions and not follow peoples rude remarks asking me to stop


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12 Feb 2008, 12:18 am

True!

My uncle has a mutated chicken with 3 feet that barks like a dog and has a green radiant glow about it.


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12 Feb 2008, 12:19 am

886 wrote:
True!

My uncle has a mutated chicken with 3 feet that barks like a dog and has a green radiant glow about it.


FALSE!! !

I wish for my 5000 pound girlfriend to also be warm and sticky and also have arms so huge she could totally mummy wrap me in them


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12 Feb 2008, 12:20 am

True!

We should post in the corrupt a wish thread.


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12 Feb 2008, 12:21 am

886 wrote:
True!

We should post in the corrupt a wish thread.


TRUE

886 is going to make the next post in corrput a wish!


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12 Feb 2008, 12:31 am

False! U R

I licked a toad and did not get warts.


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12 Feb 2008, 12:32 am

886 wrote:
False! U R

I licked a toad and did not get warts.


True!

I have been run over by my old girlfriends 500 pound powerchair and liked it


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12 Feb 2008, 5:57 pm

false (wud u have survived?)

the 2 toes next to my big toe on each foot are joined



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12 Feb 2008, 6:00 pm

kleodimus wrote:
false (wud u have survived?) (yes... my feet have been run over by my old girlfriend several times... both survived)

the 2 toes next to my big toe on each foot are joined


false.. otherwise you would be mutated with a duck

i wish to have a 5000 pound girlfriend


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12 Feb 2008, 6:01 pm

false,u olny wish for it...and btw the toe thing was true

my dad has the same toes as me



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12 Feb 2008, 6:05 pm

kleodimus wrote:
false,u olny wish for it...and btw the toe thing was true

my dad has the same toes as me


true its a genetic disorder

I would like to have a girlfriend... a very heavy one...


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12 Feb 2008, 6:05 pm

True


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