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Campin_Cat
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09 Jun 2014, 7:54 pm

I really like Mexican food----especially tacos, and a really nice meaty burrito.

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11 Jun 2014, 3:44 am

He took the mailbox along on holidays, and advised his friends he wouldn't be adverse to receiving mail.

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11 Jun 2014, 5:09 am

SyAn wrote:
He took the mailbox along on holidays, and advised his friends he wouldn't be adverse to receiving mail.


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12 Jun 2014, 2:48 pm

Toucan Sam is the mascot for Froot Loops cereal.

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12 Jun 2014, 4:07 pm

The simian storekeeper opened a monkey business.

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29 Jun 2014, 3:12 am

Since it was Christmas time, he used the broken panini maker as a nutcracker.

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29 Jun 2014, 3:32 am

The best man tried to shoehorn his love of cabbages into the toast he was supposed to be giving the bride and groom at the wedding reception!

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29 Jun 2014, 3:42 am

There was a pregnant silence, and I just new it - I had missed the joke again (sigh).

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29 Jun 2014, 3:45 am

Flowerpots were often dropped on characters' heads in old-timey comedies.

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29 Jun 2014, 4:04 am

A stag 'n' ant went a'roaming in the forrest.

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29 Jun 2014, 1:27 pm

the harmon, was a very large aircraft carrier, the inside was decorated with flourescent lights and had many unheard of luxuries, like multiple saunas.


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06 Jul 2014, 11:51 pm

And so the Prime Minister called him a recalcitrant.

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25 Jul 2014, 5:14 am

Even though he was in a predominant position, respect was sadly lacking.

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