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24 Apr 2009, 8:14 am

Autism is caused by too much chocolate during pregnancy!

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24 Apr 2009, 10:04 am

Autism is caused by farting too much

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24 Apr 2009, 12:34 pm

Autism is caused by your face!

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24 Apr 2009, 8:18 pm

Autism is caused by the psycho-semantic police. You can't even see us, what the f*** are you going to do about it?

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24 Apr 2009, 8:35 pm

Autism is caused by trigger events and then locked in place by ben... wait that's not funny

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24 Apr 2009, 10:18 pm

Autism is caused by the nucular age :lol:

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26 Apr 2009, 11:11 pm

Autism is caused by the presence of an alternate reality way point of a wormhole about 200,000 light years away.

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27 Apr 2009, 7:26 am

Autism is caused by communism.

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27 Apr 2009, 8:38 am

Autism is caused by inhibition.

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27 Apr 2009, 1:08 pm

Autism is caused by curry crosses.

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27 Apr 2009, 1:48 pm

Autism is caused by exhibition.

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27 Apr 2009, 5:27 pm

Autism is caused by a funny little man who spins straw into gold. You have three guesses to get his name right-you don't, you get autism. You do get it right, you have a crying baby, a blonde bimbo, and a kingdom to deal with. So the autism is actually preferable.

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27 Apr 2009, 5:39 pm

Autism is caused by garlic pentagrams....

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28 Apr 2009, 2:54 am

Autism is caused by human rights. Kids nowadays...

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03 May 2009, 12:16 pm

Is caused by smoking the good stuff

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03 May 2009, 1:07 pm

I always thought it was caused by not enough of the "good stuff"...

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