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I blame you for having no fear of Zombies, since you are obviously not equipped with a brain.


Sylkat

You are blamed by the whole European Union for attempting to sound like an expert in somebody's anatomy above their neck.

Dear Sir or Madame, the Danmac HAS no neck.

Nor head, nor brain, which was my point, regarding his fearlessness in the event of hordes of Zombies staggering around his neighborhood.

I blame you for encouraging them.


Sylkat

See this apparatus here? It was designed by Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin. It's totally your own fault if we have to put it into use today.

Considering how much the French over-used that thing, it is surprising that it has not fallen part by now.

Quite bloodthirsty, the French....you do know that they were executing cart-fulls of rich people during their revolution. Right?

I do realize that technically, you were probably not in France two hundred years ago, but that exceptionally bloody revolution was your fault, nonetheless.

Aus Revoir,

Sylkat

I sure do. -- But if you don't understand the feelings of the people who had nothing, when they looked at those who had everything... and still what happened in France was child's play compared with what happened in Russia 130 years from that... if you really can't understand it, I can only regret. But I won't blame you.

It has been estimated that 'Papa Joe' Stalin was responsible for around one hundred thousand deaths.

Afraid I must blame you....thread rules, you know.


Sylkat

I wasn't referring to papa Joe, but an earlier event. I had in mind the Russian revolution and civil war. It's not well documented because there were not enough historians or reporters to write things down when they took place. To call it revolution is an understatement. It was everybody's war against everybody. Estimates of body count vary widely, but it must be tens of millions.

To blame somebody would be futile. Such is life.

It is your fault there is almost no topping or cheese at all on my nachos and the chips themselves are abysmal.

It is your fault this day overall has been crap.

Your fault for not going to a nice Denny's and having a lovely chocolate malt.


Sylkat

Its your fault Denny's closed down in Australia years ago along with Pizza Hut & Sizzlers.

Denny's and Pizza Hut left Australia and moved here, and you have only yourself to blame.

It's your fault our phone system vendor hasn't sent us a replacement for 3 days and our phones are still down, despite all kinds of haranguing and follow-up calls and e-mails.

Alexander G. Bell invented the telephone. Your fault, I can tell.

Its your fault the neighbours went away and didn't put their cat in the cattery.

It's your fault 'cattery' isn't an official word, like it should be!