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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for having much more hair than me.
i_wanna_blue Veteran
Joined: 9 Aug 2008Gender: MalePosts: 11,113
Banned: For turning into a man. (after being a stoat).
I can assure you I've never been a stoat Banned for banning the wrong person.
Banned: For making me ban the wrong person.
Banned for being upside-down.
Banned: For being downside up.
Banned for no reason whatsoever, I'm just having a bad day and taking it out on you.
Banned: For being angry that he wasn't cast in the leading role, for the blockbuster feature film Goats on a Boat II: Deadly Hoofs.
Banned for giving the part to the pig in Porky's 3.
theimperiousdork Veteran
Joined: 7 Jul 2009Age: 40Gender: MalePosts: 5,896Location: Secret
Banned because he wants the role.
Banned for stealing my bacon.
Banned for having bacon in the first place.
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 36Gender: MalePosts: 76,306Location: Portland, Oregon
Banned! For trying to make me eat bacon...
Banned for having to eat bacon.
anarchybovine Deinonychus
Joined: 31 Dec 2009Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 395Location: Wisconsin
Banned for slaughtering a pig for bacon (eat soy bacon).
Banned for suggesting something disgusting to eat.