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Yensid
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10 Jul 2011, 10:01 pm

Lost.

Where is my victory?


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10 Jul 2011, 10:53 pm

In Victoria (one of Australia's states.)

Where are my dirty dishes?



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10 Jul 2011, 10:56 pm

In the mud waiting to be cleaned.

Where are my bongs?


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10 Jul 2011, 11:14 pm

In your car, so hurry up and get it before the cops find it <.<

Where is the remote?



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11 Jul 2011, 12:08 am

The couch ate it.

Where is my family tree that I made two years ago?



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11 Jul 2011, 12:13 am

In the attic, in a box

Where is my calculator?



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11 Jul 2011, 4:39 am

Off chasing after numbers.

Where is my house plant?


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11 Jul 2011, 10:00 pm

It planted itself on the couch.

Where is everything?



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12 Jul 2011, 12:24 am

Everywhere.

Where is my destiny?


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12 Jul 2011, 12:46 am

I don't think ANYONE can tell you that.

Where is my work ethic?



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12 Jul 2011, 1:47 am

On strike demanding few hours and better pay.

Where is my pet goldfish?


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12 Jul 2011, 1:56 am

On strike demanding a bigger bowl and more fish-food.

Where is my TV guide?



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12 Jul 2011, 1:56 am

Pet Goldfish...the government knew nothing of it's existence....did it have a green card? Nobody get's in this country without one. We want paperwork!! !

Where is my motivation?



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12 Jul 2011, 1:58 am

(double eh)

The TV guide conspired with your motivation to leave the house and go to the cinema instead.

Where is my sunshine today?


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12 Jul 2011, 1:59 am

Well, it's not here- it's midwinter and has been overcast all day.

Where is my winter coat?



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12 Jul 2011, 2:10 am

It's too hot for a winter coat! I threw it away!

(oh, and I am not addicted to the TV :roll: The internet is my drug of choice)

Where is my responsibilities?