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Yensid Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 5,253Location: Honolulu, Hawaii
Hiding, and waiting to catch you unaware. Where is my no-calorie French Vanilla ice cream?
chrissyrun Veteran
Joined: 23 Oct 2010Age: 33Gender: FemalePosts: 13,788Location: Hell :)
The dog ate it, it's too fancy for you.... Where is my sleep!
zeldafan Veteran
Joined: 18 Mar 2011Gender: MalePosts: 561
With the sandman he needed it for some peace becasue you snore a lot
Off snoring someplace. Where is my dream?
I'm living it! Where is my gym with a pool/hottub?
It was burned down. Where is my response?
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Lost in the post. Where is my rhinoceros?
It took a vacation down to Aruba, you were stressing it out. Where is my harry potter costume?
Oaglor Velociraptor
Joined: 10 Feb 2011Age: 32Gender: MalePosts: 402Location: Azeroth
Being shot at by people who didn't know that rhino horn doesn't cure fevers. Where is my Wolfaboo Repellent?
You need to make it yourself: Grind three rhino horns with sharks fins. Add a dash of bear bile and get child labour to mix it for three months. Where is my blunderbuss?
It was taken by a dwarven rifleman of Ironforge who will only let you touch it when you can pry it from his cold dead hands! Where is my shoe horn?
Your shoe is on your foot and your horn is in the centre of your forehead! Where is my unicorn?
Booyakasha Veteran
Joined: 6 Oct 2009Gender: FemalePosts: 13,898
uniting with the other corns. Where is my policorn?
Attacking the Unicorns! Where is my Taco Gazelle?
You've eaten it! Where are my toothpicks?