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15 Aug 2015, 3:45 pm

Was it the scary snowman?

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15 Aug 2015, 5:21 pm

What's scary about a snowman?

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15 Aug 2015, 6:10 pm

What if A snow man never melt?
Who knows what this snowman is capable of?
He may turn off all the lights in your house with a blinking of an eye?

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15 Aug 2015, 6:15 pm

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15 Aug 2015, 6:56 pm

Is that snowman getting a blow job?

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16 Aug 2015, 1:38 am

Why does he have a top hat?

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16 Aug 2015, 2:32 am

Because his head feels colder?

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16 Aug 2015, 2:53 am

Does cold mean his brains are dry, like Don Quixote's?

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16 Aug 2015, 4:05 am

Do you think that if his brains were dynamite he'd have enough to blow his top hat off?

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16 Aug 2015, 6:36 am

Why do you think it's so heavy?

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16 Aug 2015, 7:06 am

You're not really a snowman are you, or else you would know?

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28 Aug 2015, 8:58 am

So ... do you wanna build a snowman, BB?

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28 Aug 2015, 5:43 pm

Why can't ladies see the Inner Wolf in me?

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31 Aug 2015, 7:00 pm

I am eating 7th nectarine, and thinking going on to 10th, am I meanie to kill 10 nectarines??

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13 Sep 2015, 10:06 am

Why do you eat nectarines in the first place?

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13 Sep 2015, 10:10 am

Isn't that because peaches are too fuzzy?

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